[SuperLuminal]

"In a holster that is tacked to the back of the headboard. "

Dang! You are lucky... If I have a break-in:

• I'd jump out of bed;
• get into my boat;
• cruise out into the Chesapeake Bay south of the Bay Bridge;
• get my scuba equipment on;
• retrieve one of my guns;
• climb back into the boat;
• get back to the dock;
• unpack the AK;
• run back into my house; and,
• shoot the mf scumbag.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I have a gauge on both sides of the bed.

:-)