Bill Walton apologizes ‘on behalf of the human race’ over UCLA shoplifting in China

Washington Post ^ | Nov. 11, 2017 | Matt Bonesteel

[Robwin]

I also hope China cuts Bill’s balls off, just for fun.

Does he have any?

[alexander_busek]

I don’t want you apologizing on my behalf, for the actions of some overpaid, underbrained, ghetto scumbags.

Forgive my ignorance, but doesn't the fact that these basketball players play for the University of California at Los Angeles indicate that they are not paid professionals, but rather students?

Regards,

[KittyKares]

What kind of apology is that? The whole human race didn’t do the shoplifting. Those 3 thieves should be apologizing on their own behalf. I hope the Chinese make an example of them, and that daddy can’t fix this one for LiAngelo.

[KJC1]

If this is the response, I say #### em.

[octex]

fta... ...a lack of decency by doing something in someone else’s home that they would never do in their own.
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BS! They’ve gotten away with shop lifting in CA and figured they could do the same in China.

[aquila48]

Has he been tagged as a racist yet?

[Mastador1]

Nope, the shop owners on Rodeo just submitted the bill to UCLA and they were paid paid by the Athletic department, but that shit don’t work in China.

[Alberta's Child]

Maybe this guy can work an "apology on behalf of all humanity" into his hysterical (and spot on) Bill Walton impersonations:

"Bill Walton" on Mike & Mike

[OrangeHoof]

"It's horrrrrrrrrrrible, Marv. Just horrrrrrible."

True story. Every year Austin hosts the state track meet for high school athletes. There was a nearby shopping mall where the athletes and their entourages would visit en masse and just shoplift the hell out of the stores.

So some of the stores closed for that particular weekend. And the local NAACP staged protests that the stores were racist for not allowing themselves to be looted once a year.

Many of the stores ended up folding up shop at that location altogether and the mall basically now is a shell renting out whatever space they can to community colleges, etc.

So, yes, these parasites think any shopping expedition is an invitation to steal and these three bozos got caught. I hope China throws the book at them and keeps them in jail for years.

[Fightin Whitey]

Unfortunately he has left out all of those yet to be discovered reeses of beings throughout the galaxy.

[BradyLS]

In one way, these three are lucky: they’ll probably come home sound of body. Whereas the last young American caught stealing spent a year in a North Korean prison and didn’t survive the trip home.

[Chainmail]

"These pro sports millionaires do not inhabit the left end of the IQ curve..."

You meant the RIGHT (above average) side of the IQ curve, correct?

[trebb]

Was he trying to get them released or expressing a true dismay at how they tarnished something near and dear to him?

His words were a perfect description of how the low-lifes acted and made no excuses for their actions.

[AZLiberty]

Unfortunately he has left out all of those yet to be discovered reeses of beings throughout the galaxy.

Reese's Species?

[Fightin Whitey]

lol

[Fightin Whitey]

All in good pun, and yours was great!

[ontap]

Be reasonable.....who’s gone beat their wives and girl friends!!!!

[Clutch Martin]

“NMw members of our family”

“Ladies and gentlemen I would like you to meet Mr. & Mrs. Hoops and their children... 

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Basketball players validating racial stereotypes at home and abroad.

[Carry me back]

Do the US a favor. Lock them up for a few years. That way They will not be stealing here. Privileged thugs.