You have a conundrum?
So you’re in a band?
Well, is it a marching band?
I enjoy watching a good marching band.
The good ones can make a figure that looks like spaghetti with meatballs.
I guess the tubas are the meatballs.
Flutes wouldn’t make good meatballs.
They look more like lasagna.
Now I’m hungry.
Kayaks kind of look like a loaf of garlic bread.
There’s your answer!
Buy some garlic bread!
That is funny...strange but funny...