Posted on 06/29/2017 9:08:39 AM PDT by Helicondelta
Sen. Orrin Hatch trolled PETA’s Twitter account after they asked the public to present their best arguments for eating bacon.
Hatch first responded with an American flag emoji before snapping a bunch of pictures of him eating and shopping for various bacon products.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
I ate bacon today. And yesterday. I’ll eat it again tomorrow. Last night was pork Italian sausage.
BACON AKBAR!
Ben Conrad has a great tweet in that article: “I think the worst argument for eating bacon is still better than the best argument not to eat bacon.”
I take back the humorless part.
Bacon is meat candy.
I’m reminded of the joke about the Priest and the Rabbi who were discussing the things they weren’t allowed to do:
“So, you’ve never had bacon?”
“Oy! Never touched it! And you’ve never had sex?”
“Nope.”
Then one of them suggested that they switch places, so to speak, and not tell anyone about one little slip from their vows. They got together a week later.
The Rabbi says: “You know, bacon is pretty good.”
The Priest says: “Shut up.”
The best reason to eat bacon:
Because it tastes like BACON!
Had a BLT earlier today.
Bacon set to EXTRA CRISPY!
Sounds to me like the pasty faced eunuchs and lesbians at PETA need to eat some bacon!
He should have had a photo of himself eating bacon and caption it “Down the Hatch.”
I’m holding off on BLT’s until the Cherokee Purple tomatoes in the garden are ripe!
Check out the website of Consumer Freedom. They document all of PETA’s connections and hypocrisy. PETA kills thousands of dogs and cats every year, and the HSUS is a front for PETA. If you want to donate to help animals, donate to a local shelter or rescue group. PETA and HSUS are fronts for leftist groups and do nothing to help animals.
Bacon this morning, bacon tomorrow morning, and then I have to make up a batch of my favorite barbecue sauce for pulled pork. One of the main ingredients is 1/2 pound of BACON!!
Bacon is the ultimate diet food. Bacon is healthy. Consumption of bacon leads to better quality of life, and longevity.
Anyone that tells you otherwise is uninformed, and ignorant.
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