Posted on 06/20/2017 6:44:34 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
Perth Mint is considering banning female staff from wearing underwire bras as part of a new security boost to deter theft.
It comes several months after a contract worker allegedly stole a $50,000 gold bar from the refinery, which is home to a number of high value precious metal products.
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How do I get a job there? No downside. If they re-allow bras I will humbly volunteer to be the inspector, if not, I will turn the AC way down every morning I get there.
Yeahhhhh.... and to be really safe, they should only wear bikini bottoms too.
Yeah...
That ($50K) would be just shy of a 3-pounder; kilo & a quarter or so. Bar, not boob.
Nope.... Thongs.
I have a whole security plan.
Thongs and pasties. Not sneaking anything past me if they wear thongs and pasties.
I was originally going to say that that wouldnt necessarily help much because on the matrilineal side each woman could have snuck in two MP5s and a half dozen extra mags.
Im not sure how much gold that equates to on the way out though.
They could walk out with bags of loot and you wouldn't see a thing.;)
Know what I'm sayin'?
>>Thongs and pasties. Not sneaking anything past me if they wear thongs and pasties.
Same rules that should be for flying on airlines. TSA could just wave you through.
Only ‘sun seakers’ need apply?
“Perth Mint is considering banning female staff from wearing underwire bras as part of a new security boost to deter theft”
Wouldn’t that qualify as removing the ‘Boost”
Fat and ugly and old girls need lovin too. Turn off the lights. ;-)
UNDERWIRE bras.
Being a man, I guess you have no idea. I never wear wires unless it’s strapless.
They’re probably afraid that people can pilfer bullion in their clothing, and “disguise” it because they excuse themselves with the metal in their clothing. Including buckles and buttons.
I myself have personally done exhaustive research in this area.
All strictly voluntary and without financial compensation.
In my recent experience I have discovered that the underwire in most modern underwire bras turned out to be not wire at all, but some sort of plastic that would not set off their metal detectors.
However, all the bras I have examined still seem to be equipped with the small metal clasps and hooks in the back and the small metal strap adjusters.
Stupid headline makes it sounds like they are considering banning all bras.
Can they get the fat ones to resign first?
OFFICIAL MEMO PERTH MINT
6/21/17
Effective immediately all air conditioning thermostats will be set to 17 degrees Celsius (63F).
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