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Perth Mint considers staff 'bra ban' to boost security
WA Today ^

Posted on 06/20/2017 6:44:34 PM PDT by ameribbean expat

Perth Mint is considering banning female staff from wearing underwire bras as part of a new security boost to deter theft.

It comes several months after a contract worker allegedly stole a $50,000 gold bar from the refinery, which is home to a number of high value precious metal products.

(Excerpt) Read more at watoday.com.au ...


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To: ameribbean expat

Heard long ago about having workers strip down and put on coveralls with the pockets sewed up prior being turned loose on the cash registers...

ALSO

Guy left the plant in Russia every night with a wheelbarrow and a covered top which was carefully checked out every time. Being in Russia, guy worked 7 nights a week and the same guard.

Guy retiring and guard said..
“Comrade. I know you have been stealing all these years, Please, your secret is safe with me. What are you stealing”

“Wheelbarrows”


21 posted on 06/20/2017 7:31:23 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Everyone pleases everyone else. Some by entering a room, others by leaving the room")
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To: Vlad The Inhaler

:)


22 posted on 06/20/2017 7:31:48 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: Bryanw92
Same rules that should be for flying on airlines. TSA could just wave you through.

That policy would probably be a flop.

23 posted on 06/20/2017 7:44:13 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great- -- until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

“That ($50K) would be just shy of a 3-pounder; kilo & a quarter or so. Bar, not boob.”

A 1.5 kg cube of gold is only 1.7 inches on a side. At first I thought it would be hard to smuggle out $50,000 worth, but gold is even denser than Hellary.


24 posted on 06/20/2017 7:46:19 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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To: Karl Spooner

Which Thin Man movie is that clip from?

I’ve seen them all but don’t recall that scene.

Of course it’s been a while since I saw them.


25 posted on 06/20/2017 8:04:00 PM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Demographic Tsnami - Have Big Families)
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To: ameribbean expat

Security won’t be the only thing “boosted”.


26 posted on 06/20/2017 8:11:35 PM PDT by lightman (Trump = A glorious amalgamation of Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan!)
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To: ameribbean expat

Over the shoulder, gold bar holders?
I’d like to be the first to offer my ... and so on.


27 posted on 06/20/2017 8:17:35 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: ameribbean expat

Hell, they will need a “Goldfinger” inspector for smaller gold ingots or coins. I’ll volunteer. I’ve seen all the James Bond films.

Okay, it gets worse.

What do you call a Jewish gynecologist? “Goldfinger”
What do you call an Eskimo gynecologist? “Coldfinger”

What do you call a fake gynecologist who gets caught by the women’s husbands? “NoFingers”

Bada Bing, Bada Boom!!

A really bad one coming up here:

What do you call a female entertainer who gives you “the finger”? Rosie O’Donnell!


28 posted on 06/20/2017 9:34:40 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: ameribbean expat

I worked at a production facility (narcotics) where we required to wear see-through uniforms without pockets.

Most of the women wore bras, but some called ‘commandos’ wore nothing other than a G-string. Of course, some homos would go full commando proudly strutting their junk. Personally, I chose brightly colored briefs!

It was bizarre, and the drugs were routinely stolen anyway.


29 posted on 06/21/2017 12:41:07 AM PDT by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; DesertRhino
Thongs and pasties. Not sneaking anything past me if they wear thongs and pasties.

Nah! Nude! Yeah, that's the way to go.

30 posted on 06/21/2017 1:42:58 AM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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