Posted on 06/20/2017 6:44:34 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
Heard long ago about having workers strip down and put on coveralls with the pockets sewed up prior being turned loose on the cash registers...
ALSO
Guy left the plant in Russia every night with a wheelbarrow and a covered top which was carefully checked out every time. Being in Russia, guy worked 7 nights a week and the same guard.
Guy retiring and guard said..
“Comrade. I know you have been stealing all these years, Please, your secret is safe with me. What are you stealing”
“Wheelbarrows”
:)
That policy would probably be a flop.
“That ($50K) would be just shy of a 3-pounder; kilo & a quarter or so. Bar, not boob.”
A 1.5 kg cube of gold is only 1.7 inches on a side. At first I thought it would be hard to smuggle out $50,000 worth, but gold is even denser than Hellary.
Which Thin Man movie is that clip from?
I’ve seen them all but don’t recall that scene.
Of course it’s been a while since I saw them.
Security won’t be the only thing “boosted”.
Over the shoulder, gold bar holders?
I’d like to be the first to offer my ... and so on.
Hell, they will need a “Goldfinger” inspector for smaller gold ingots or coins. I’ll volunteer. I’ve seen all the James Bond films.
Okay, it gets worse.
What do you call a Jewish gynecologist? “Goldfinger”
What do you call an Eskimo gynecologist? “Coldfinger”
What do you call a fake gynecologist who gets caught by the women’s husbands? “NoFingers”
Bada Bing, Bada Boom!!
A really bad one coming up here:
What do you call a female entertainer who gives you “the finger”? Rosie O’Donnell!
I worked at a production facility (narcotics) where we required to wear see-through uniforms without pockets.
Most of the women wore bras, but some called ‘commandos’ wore nothing other than a G-string. Of course, some homos would go full commando proudly strutting their junk. Personally, I chose brightly colored briefs!
It was bizarre, and the drugs were routinely stolen anyway.
Nah! Nude! Yeah, that's the way to go.
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