[baltimorepoet]

But feminism says that a “woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”.

All women need are material things, anti-depressant drugs, and cats.

/sarc

[Sirius Lee]

“woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”.

And when they hit 40 and can no longer get one of those men that they don't need, woman needs cats. Lots of cats.

[doorgunner69]

You left out Self-Help books.

[Nothingburger]

Mainly the benzodiazepines (e.g. Valium) and selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (e.g. Prozac).

Take some of each daily, along with a chaser of feminist misandry, and you will never, ever have to take responsibility for your own actions again!

[John Milner]

But feminism says that a “woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”.

All women need are material things, anti-depressant drugs, and cats.

/sarc

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Funny thing is, a lot of the bicycles have figured out they have no need for the fish either.