But feminism says that a “woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”.
All women need are material things, anti-depressant drugs, and cats.
/sarc
Funny thing is, a lot of the bicycles have figured out they have no need for the fish either.
Dusty had the right idea:
You gotta show him that you care just for him
Do the things he likes to do
Wear your hair just for him, ‘cause
You won’t get him
Thinkin’ and a-prayin’, wishin’ and a-hopin’
‘Cause wishin’ and hopin’ and thinkin’ and prayin’
Plannin’ and dreamin’ his kisses will start
That won’t get you into his heart
So if you’re thinkin’ of how great true love is
Or my reply, men need women like a fish needs a hook.