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The Commander in Chief has the power to activate the militia.
1 posted on 04/01/2017 7:34:34 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: marktwain

I think I smell an April Fools’ joke.


2 posted on 04/01/2017 7:37:21 AM PDT by huckfillary
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To: marktwain

April fool?


3 posted on 04/01/2017 7:37:55 AM PDT by teletech
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To: marktwain

The last paragraph of the article:

Those who have read this far will recognize that the first day of April is reserved for the application of stories designed to enlighten people otherwise deficient in wisdom.

So this is an April Fools joke. And since there’s no humor here, it’s a poor joke, in my opinion.


5 posted on 04/01/2017 7:40:59 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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It MAY indeed endanger (certain individuals) in minority communities, but ONLY if they choose to commit crimes while in the proximity of someone who is carrying, Maxine.


8 posted on 04/01/2017 7:50:23 AM PDT by Tucker39 (In giving us The Christ, God gave us the ONE thing we desperately NEEDED; a Savior.)
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To: marktwain
only applies to males,

I have read it applied to white males between 18 and 45. They missed a good opportunity.

9 posted on 04/01/2017 7:51:46 AM PDT by Yogafist
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I’m trying to figure out how to make sure that I can get My Kentucky Long Rifle
In the Jeep!


10 posted on 04/01/2017 7:53:08 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: marktwain

These late April Fools day pranks should be short-lived and used only once. And that one was already done early this morning.


11 posted on 04/01/2017 7:53:51 AM PDT by Gaffer
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I know this an April Fools joke, but why should the Militia be limited to adults under 45.
During the Revolution there was a 69 yo farmer who shot and killed a Red Coat. The British shot him then bayoneted him more than 20 times to ensure his death. Somehow he woke up the following day, crawled to his home a few hundred yards away and received care.
He didn’t die until 30 years later at age 99.
I would consider him a member of the militia.


16 posted on 04/01/2017 8:00:12 AM PDT by BuffaloJack ("If you're going through Hell, keep going." Winston Churchill)
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To: marktwain
The order will go into effect on 1 April, 2017, at 24:59:59

Aprils Fool - unless we have moved to a 25 hour day.

24 posted on 04/01/2017 8:13:45 AM PDT by TheCipher (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain)
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[[The executive order claimed that as president he had authority as Commander in Chief to activate the militia, ]]

Hawaiian judge issues order to suspend the executive order claiming that the EO hurts business in Hawaii


27 posted on 04/01/2017 8:30:22 AM PDT by Bob434
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Oh, crap. I didn’t read far enough into the article before I slaughtered a dozen of my neighbors. The county sheriff is gonna be sooo ticked off at me...


28 posted on 04/01/2017 8:30:24 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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I’m almost 71. If I can hunt and drag a deer a mile out of the woods, I wouldn’t consider myself to infirm to be in the militia.


31 posted on 04/01/2017 8:51:43 AM PDT by BuffaloJack ("If you're going through Hell, keep going." Winston Churchill)
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To: marktwain

Your Governor has that power. Not the Prz, yes?


33 posted on 04/01/2017 9:32:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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24:59:59 Pacific time Ain't no such number.
34 posted on 04/01/2017 9:36:11 AM PDT by j_tull (Massachusetts - once leader of the American Revolution, now leader of its demise.)
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You know...all the low life dingbats in the liberal media will take this and run with it.

That is how GD dumb they are.


38 posted on 04/01/2017 10:26:03 AM PDT by crz
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Obviously an April fools joke. Didn't even need to read to the bottom of the article.

The order will go into effect on 1 April, 2017, at 24:59:59 Pacific time, and extend until 00:00:01 on 2 April, 2017, Eastern Standard time.

Pacific time is 3 hours behind Eastern Time. The order ends 2 hours 59 minutes and 58 seconds before it even begins.
42 posted on 04/01/2017 4:42:27 PM PDT by PJBankard
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Filibuster him! LOL.


49 posted on 04/02/2017 2:50:18 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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