Latest Snowflake Outrage: Wonder Woman Has No Armpit Hair

PJ Media ^ | 3/20/17 | Tom Knighton

[RightGeek]

You can't do anything these days without getting the progressives all bent out of shape. You can't even make a movie about an Amazonian warrior princess who can hold her own with the likes of Superman and Batman without wounding the feelings of a modern feminist, because something about that warrior princess will still not be "progressive" enough.

For example: Wonder Woman has shaved her armpits, and THAT IS NOT OK:

Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits. Some speculated that Gadot’s armpits were photoshopped to show a sheen, immaculate visage, unattainable by real women.

Many woke, intersectional journalists were also angered by the lack of gross armpit hair.

“Is this seriously still happening in 2017,” cried Slate.

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Complaining that a woman chosen for this role partly due to her beauty has shaved her pits is possibly the most stupid thing humanly possible under those circumstances.

Then again, these progressives are the kind of people who have already said they will boycott the movie anyway -- because Gal Gadot supports Israel, and worse, she's an actual Israeli.

Since so many of them won't be going to see the movie, why do they care so much about her hygiene habits? Because they're not happy unless they're making everyone else in the world miserable.

[Chode]

but if she shaves her nether regions, they're down with that...

[The Toll]

Do these people wake up every morning looking to try and find someone else to tell what they should do?

[Enterprise]

Sorry my friend, I don’t know.

[seawolf101]

What the hell was that?

[Secret Agent Man]

Lots of brainpower (sarc) wasted on crap that matters not.

[Finnwolf]

The removing of the left breast would only apply to left handers. Most would probably be right handed and would remove the right breast to more easily use javelins and bows.

Altho most statues and pictures of the ancient Amazons don’t show any breast removals. So it is a legend about a legend.

[BROKKANIC]

From another article...."It's really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits to make sure there isn't a hair left on those babies."

This person has never listened to a group of women having a gossip session about another woman. They're absolutely brutal.

[Cvengr]

I suspect they are just offended that she might not be a natural brunette.

[Bob434]

Armpits? What Armpits? I didn’t notice any armpits-

[Tennessee Nana]

more outrage...Gadot just had her 2nd baby ...

[Titan Magroyne]

bmfl

[hattend]

Too bad she is, was and will always be, a loony

[Jimmy Valentine]

Please, I beg you do not post a picture of Michelle O showing her pits!

[T-Bone Texan]

Your image looks like it was filmed in the same place as “Enemy at the Gates”.

[T-Bone Texan]

You’re right!

In post 21, Linda’s arm hair is visible!

[T-Bone Texan]

Scottish folk are famous for having hairy ears, noses, and bushy eyebrows.

[MortMan]

How many women have shaved their armpits in your bed? ;-P

[be-baw]

“Scottish folk are famous for having hairy ears, noses, and bushy eyebrows.”

Maybe I should get an ancestry.com DNA test.

[Oztrich Boy]

Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits.

Rather than speculating what follicular standard would be compliant to a modern matriarchy, would not examining what the practice was in Ancient Greece be relevant?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You want to beat up their precious little whine fest with a bunch of brutal FACTS?

I like it.