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Texas (Democrat) state rep proposes fines for masturbation (life imitates the Onion alert)
The Hill ^ | March 12, 2017 | Reid Wilson

Posted on 03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT by Zakeet

A Texas state representative has introduced legislation that would fine men for masturbating and require them to undergo counseling before obtaining a prescription for Viagra, in an effort to highlight anti-abortion laws that place restrictions on women.

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital. Each incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," the bill reads.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: abortion; masturbation; righttolife; texas
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To: Zakeet

Posted just in case my previous post was too strong for the mods...

41 posted on 03/13/2017 10:21:49 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: Zakeet
I'd go broke in the first week that this past ;-(

Unless I had to look at him/her

Ed

42 posted on 03/13/2017 10:24:09 AM PDT by husky ed (FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
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To: Zakeet

Is she for or against abortion?


43 posted on 03/13/2017 10:35:18 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: falcon99; ExTexasRedhead

Just wondering how much the Pope paid her. He’s worried that this practice is cutting down on new Catholics. This is just one more blight on Texas as a state where people are said to still be sane.


44 posted on 03/13/2017 10:38:07 AM PDT by vette6387
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To: plain talk
"Masturbators unite and sic jocelyn elders on them! "

Yup...wasn't it Bill Clinton's, US surgeon General, Jocelyn Elders who wanted to teach kids how to masturbate in school classes?

"Masturbation: it’s not a four-letter word, but the president fired me for saying it. In this so-called “communications age,” it remains a sexual taboo of monumental proportions to discuss the safe and universal sexual practice of self-pleasure. No doubt, future generations will be amused at our peculiar taboo, laughing in sociology classes at our backwardness, yet also puzzled by it given our high rates of disease and premature pregnancy. We will look foolish in the light of history."

45 posted on 03/13/2017 10:41:05 AM PDT by blam
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To: Cobra64

“She should keep her mouth shut.”

There’s a joke here. But I’m not taking the bait.


46 posted on 03/13/2017 10:45:35 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Nuke Bilderberg from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.)
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To: Cobra64

“She should keep her mouth shut.”

There’s a joke here. But I’m not taking the bait.


47 posted on 03/13/2017 10:45:37 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Nuke Bilderberg from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.)
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To: Zakeet
Really don't mind if you sit this one out;
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think;
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
So you ride yourselves over the fields,
And you make all your animal deals,
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick
48 posted on 03/13/2017 10:46:00 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Ex Scientia Tridens)
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To: Zakeet
The whole world is in a full blown attack on men....especially White men.

Who was it that said their morals were in their vagina?

Well...many said that my brains are in my penis.

Don't start messing with my penis, you fruit-loops!

49 posted on 03/13/2017 10:46:00 AM PDT by blam
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To: dfwgator

That’s one of my favorite movie mini-rants of all time. Demolition man, in hindsight, was prophetic from a societal standpoint. Waiting for the three little seashells lol!!


50 posted on 03/13/2017 10:48:24 AM PDT by jbrown7.62x39 (Holy crap. We really are gonna MAGA!! What a great time to be alive!)
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To: blam

Actually, this so borders on ridiculous because until the sperm and egg meet, say howdy and do their thing there is no unborn child. This would be like fining a women every month for having her period.


51 posted on 03/13/2017 10:48:53 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Nuke Bilderberg from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.)
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To: Magnum44

This is my guilty pleasure...I LIKE Stallone movies.


52 posted on 03/13/2017 10:52:32 AM PDT by gogeo (When your life is based on a false premise...you are indeed insane.)
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To: House Atreides

Your post fits like a glove with the accompanying picture above it. What a beast!


53 posted on 03/13/2017 10:53:02 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: Cobra64

Precisely. She equates spermatazoa with an unborn child. The correct comparison is to an egg. Masturbation is the act of orgasm, whether male or female.
Cute but stupid.


54 posted on 03/13/2017 10:58:19 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (The Left has the temperament of a squealing pig.)
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To: blam; plain talk
Years ago in college I got into a HUGE shouting match with Joycelyn Elders.

She is an evil, evil woman.

55 posted on 03/13/2017 11:10:13 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
This would be like fining a women every month for having her period.


56 posted on 03/13/2017 11:12:45 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: Zakeet; windcliff

Masturbation Enforcement Network

MEN


57 posted on 03/13/2017 11:16:28 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Zakeet

The bill destined the be known as “Onan’s Law”.


58 posted on 03/13/2017 11:47:01 AM PDT by FreedomNotSafety
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To: Zakeet

"....pay you're own fine ya wanker"

59 posted on 03/13/2017 11:47:18 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Yaelle

Yep. They reply with something like “Yuck Mom! Don’t tell me things like that.”


60 posted on 03/13/2017 12:49:14 PM PDT by loucon
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