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Texas (Democrat) state rep proposes fines for masturbation (life imitates the Onion alert)
The Hill ^ | March 12, 2017 | Reid Wilson

Posted on 03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT by Zakeet

A Texas state representative has introduced legislation that would fine men for masturbating and require them to undergo counseling before obtaining a prescription for Viagra, in an effort to highlight anti-abortion laws that place restrictions on women.

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital. Each incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," the bill reads.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: abortion; masturbation; righttolife; texas
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To: Zakeet

This beast doesn’t realize it, but she is promoting Catholic teaching on life. Sex is a gift from God that should only occur in marriage, for the purpose of life.


21 posted on 03/13/2017 9:51:25 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: Zakeet

Her picture can be the poster for no-fap November...


22 posted on 03/13/2017 9:52:58 AM PDT by W. (Deny the infiltrating lazy scum who only want a free ride admission to the USA!)
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To: dainbramaged
Buffing the clown is a private matter.


23 posted on 03/13/2017 9:54:21 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: CygnusXI

When my wife (2nd) gets aggravated with her sons, she tells them she should have swallowed their sorry a$$.


24 posted on 03/13/2017 9:54:32 AM PDT by loucon
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To: FatherofFive

Evidently she is not getting any. I think she should offer herself to any male who has needs. This would result in a major wilting problem.


25 posted on 03/13/2017 9:54:35 AM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: Gman

https://youtu.be/WgOIEGz7o_s


26 posted on 03/13/2017 9:56:28 AM PDT by sanjuanbob
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To: CygnusXI
😁👌
27 posted on 03/13/2017 9:58:14 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: Zakeet
she's pro-abortion, hates men and is a libturd commie democrat. What else could one expect from such a whack job?
28 posted on 03/13/2017 10:01:46 AM PDT by drypowder
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To: Zakeet

Toss off, lady.


29 posted on 03/13/2017 10:01:48 AM PDT by jpl (Obama lied when Stevens died.)
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To: Zakeet

I don’t know if TX has a debt problem or not, but if so they just solved it.


30 posted on 03/13/2017 10:02:08 AM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB62oaOeqR0


31 posted on 03/13/2017 10:04:32 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I just got done celebrating Black History Month. Obama and Kaepernick are both history. Hurray!)
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To: Zakeet

Inmates...asylum...


32 posted on 03/13/2017 10:05:22 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Deplorables' Lives Matter)
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To: Zakeet
Each incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life..."

So is abortion but she doesn't seem to have a problem with that. Insane hag.

33 posted on 03/13/2017 10:11:08 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Good judgement comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgement.)
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To: Zakeet

It’s bad enough that a gov’t representative would come up with idiocy like this, the real crime is she is receiving tax payer wages for wasting valuable time with this nonsense...


34 posted on 03/13/2017 10:11:41 AM PDT by Iscool
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To: Zakeet
You are Fined 1 Credit for a Violation of the Verbal Morality Statute


35 posted on 03/13/2017 10:15:38 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: House Atreides

Yep, she would make a recent prison parolee go flaccid


36 posted on 03/13/2017 10:18:14 AM PDT by nobamanomore
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To: Zakeet

Do wet dreams count?


37 posted on 03/13/2017 10:18:37 AM PDT by CodeJockey
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To: loucon

Sorry but that is just creepy. No one wants
To think of their mom having oral sex.


38 posted on 03/13/2017 10:19:34 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Zakeet

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for “masturbatory emissions” that take place outside of a woman’s vagina or a hospital.


Wouldn’t this make hospitals much more
Crowded?


39 posted on 03/13/2017 10:20:32 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Magnum44

I bet that pic won’t last, but that is a great movie.....

“I’m the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?”


40 posted on 03/13/2017 10:21:48 AM PDT by dfwgator
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