No you are not a curmudgeon...I know because people cal me that LOL. Just wanted to be helpful with idea of mis or rescue, but you know what you know...maybe your relatives will pool resources and give you one as a gift if they are made aware of your wish :) )
“maybe your relatives will pool resources and give you one as a gift if they are made aware of your wish :)”
No, they don’t want me to have one.