Posted on 01/12/2017 4:26:41 AM PST by Kaslin
Americas dopey adolescent California is sulking because Hillary lost, so now its talking big about moving out of Moms house. According to one local bison, who presumably speaks for much of the proggy herd, the rest of America is unworthy of the Golden States glorious presence anyway.
Im a resident of California, and I say, Great pack your crap and get out. As tempting as it is to keep you in the Union as a cautionary example of what happens when liberals run everything, the pain you would suffer running away from home would be so overwhelming that it might even teach you hapless denizens of this ridiculous state a much-needed lesson. So, go for it.
Now, Ive previously explored the whole idea of America breaking up both here in Townhall and in my new novel Peoples Republic, which features the M4-oriented hero infiltrating blue America and finding Venezuela without the charm (This spring, look for its even more proactive prequel Indian Country). But now that the local nimrods seem to be at least semi-serious about putting the question of whether the Golden State should stay or go on the 2018 ballot, perhaps this is as good a time as any to do something that liberals really, truly hate.
Now, lets assume the separation would be peaceful. It would have to be Im thinking that the declining number of the kind of people who pick up rifles still living here would not be psyched to die so San Franciscans can ensure that illegal alien hobos are able to defecate on the street unmolested and that people who misgender via their pronoun use can be incarcerated. The typical California social justice warrior would make a poor warrior warrior. It would have to be an amicable divorce. So, California is an independent country with about 40,000,000 people. What now?
Well, lets talk about food. Wheres it going to come from? The Central Valley is a remarkably fertile area. All sorts of stuff will grow there except, it doesnt anymore because California has decided to stop stockpiling water and has prioritized flushing what water it does have out into the sea for the benefit of bait fish. The California water system was sufficient when we had 20 million folks, but decades ago we stopped building dams and reservoirs because of Gaia or something. So, to eat, California would need to change its priorities from tadpoles to people, or become a net importer of food.
Oh, and that Colorado River water that quenches LAs thirst? Yeah, the United States is probably going to need that. But you can still get some of that H2O in the form of food grown in the USA that you now have to import. Except grapes. We have lots of grapes. Cant make bread with them though.
And then theres fossil fuels. We know you want to go green because of your bizarre weather panic religion, but thats a lot of infrastructure to build (and, as we will see, youre going to be short on cash), so for now youre stuck with dino juice. Since youve pretty much banned fracking and limited oil production (and I bet youll be shutting down those rigs off the Santa Barbara coast because rich libs hate looking at them), youll need to import oil. A lot of oil. The good news is the USA will have plenty to sell you.
In fact, the USA will have plenty of everything to sell you since youve largely driven manufacturing out of California with your regulations and taxes. Who makes cars in California? Well, Tesla, sort of except its big new battery plant is in Nevada. And generating power? The USA will be happy to oblige since your climate change scam laws will essentially require you to outsource your greenhouse gas emissions and the USA will be delighted to let you pay it for the privilege.
But hey, California still has entertainment and technology! Except much of the entertainment industry has already been driven out of SoCal by costs and regulations wonder why the credits on all the TV shows you watch tell you they are filmed in Vancouver, Georgia, New Mexico, or somewhere other than Hollywood? Even the porn industry is hitting and quitting Cali! But you still have the tech companies that are stubbornly clinging to California; I hear Twitter is doing great. Oh, right. And those companies hire what a few thousand genderfluids named Kaden? They may make rich punks richer, but other than that, nada. Well, perhaps you can still partially offset your stunning trade deficit with exports of karma and synergy.
Lets talk spending. Dont think California gets to just leave behind its >10% share of the $20 trillion dollar Obama-enhanced national debt. Heres an invoice for $2 trillion. And we already talked about the California military with >10% of the population, will it pick up 10% of the current $582.7BN defense budget? Thats $58BN on top of the current $167BN budget ouch. Now, California might be tempted to free ride on the more martial USA, but that is going to engender some bad blood. Do you really want to tick off the people who feed and fuel and defend you?
Now, those 40 million California citizens are also going to be expecting their Social Security and Medicare and government federal pensions and all the rest of the goodies they think theyve earned. Guess who gets to scratch that itch? Lets not forget Californias own existing bond and pension debt the rest of America wont be around to help you with that. Plus, the all-Democrat legislature is going to be hard-pressed to turn down any deadbeat constituency looking for a handout, and a third of Americas deadbeats live in California now. Its already well on its way to becoming Americas dead weight.
Not wanting to be oppressive to people who shouldnt be there in the first place, California is going to want to legalize all the zillions of illegals currently living here. And when it does, since immigration laws are racist or something, more uninvited folks will be showing up as California becomes Mexicos Spare Bedroom. Even if it keeps all the income taxes its residents pay to the feds now, California is still going to have to come up with a lot more dough. Sure, an independent California can run a deficit, but after Greece, who is going to lend tens of billions to Sacramento except at crushingly high interest rates?
So taxes get to go up. Californias income tax on the wealthiest (who arent actually that wealthy when you realize a shack a couple miles from the beach costs $1 million plus) is something like 11%. The current top federal rate is about 39% (with no state tax deduction anymore!), so assuming that dough goes to Uncle Moonbeam, you are at a 50% rate before local taxes and without considering payroll/self-employment taxes. Thats still not enough to pay for Californias progressive utopia.
Taxes need to rise. Of course, the really rich can suck it up (or, more likely, shelter their income), and the poor dont pay income taxes anyway. So that leaves the already depleted middle class to pick up the tab. But the few remaining middle class Californians are more likely to pick up and leave after all, plenty of their pals from California are in Austin already and at least there they can afford a house outside the ghetto. Guys like me a lawyer who prospers because of the states idiotic regulatory regime will milk this Cal until its dry and then take off to sunny, low-tax Florida with our loot. So, California will become, even more than it already is, a place consisting of a few really rich people and a lot of poor ones. Not really a recipe for long term stability and prosperity sure you want to forgo an army?
And then there are the substantive changes the extreme lefties left in charge would make. Bathroom antics and mandatory cake baking are just the beginning. Does anyone think a California unrestrained by the Constitution will retain unchanged any of the liberties enumerated in the Bill of Rights? Think of an independent California as a giant college campus that is a country who in Sacramento will resist the inevitable call to criminalize hate speech and racism and sexism? Of course, those words simply mean anything progressives dislike look for censors in the form of Bias Review Commissions and the like scrutinizing every word you utter.
Freedom of religion? Come on. Do you think they wont legislate the content of religious teachings? Youve met liberals, right? Theyre aching to destroy the alternate pole of power that religion represents. Watch hate churches by which they mean ones that actually follow Jesuss teachings get stripped of their tax exemptions. The bankruptcies and tax sales that follow will not be bugs they will be features.
And as for the Second Amendment dont make me laugh. Crime will run rampant (hell, it already is) because the left sees criminality as a valid expression of oppressed peoples, and opposition to it as pure bigotry. But fear not the rich will still be safe behind their walls and armed guards. Everyone else? Too bad, so sad.
But for all the big talk, California will never try to secede. Its dumb, but not that dumb. The clowns in Sacramento fully understand that the folly and foolishness that flourishes on the left coast is an indulgence of, and made possible only by, the patience of better Americans in the rest of the country. California is just lucky that Mom has so much patience with its nonsense, and that she will let it keep crashing on the futon down in the basement in the likely vain hope that someday it will get its stuff together and grow the hell up.
First wrongful assumption was “assume it will be peaceful”. The sentiments of neo-confederates here notwithstanding, it’s been established that you attempt to secede, you die, followed by military occupation until the survivors see the light.
I am for CA seceding because the political benefit to the other 49 state would be enormous.
I googled the population the 13 colonies in 1776 = 2.5 million. With today's technology I'd say it would take about a week to switch form state to country. Maybe less.
If the USA invades CA you WILL have revolt in the other 49 states. How may kids have to die to keep state IN the Union? Are you some kind of fascist?
The left needs to embrace States Rights and a much smaller Federal Government then there would be no need of secession talk.
I disagree they will try.
If the referendum fails they’ll resort to terrorism.
I think if they are allowed to leave it should be with a proviso that anyone who takes Califagicate citizenship can NEVER regain US citizenship. If they leave neither they or the state can ever come back.
We're gonna need a bigger wall.
If they secede, they will become a brutal police state with their own equivalent of the Berlin wall, say California wall to keep anyone from leaving CA alive.
“...Venezuela without the charm...”
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LOL — Now that’s a turn of phrase that evokes some grim mental images.
While California has the resources to be a thriving country, the chances of Sacramento actually using those resources properly to build the economy are nil. The chances are greater that they will actively prevent the use of their resources. They will pass an extreme agenda without any thought of the consequences and expect wonderful things to happen.
California is gone. Might as well call it North Mexico.
I couldn’t care less what happens inside CA after they become independent.
I couldn’t care less about what the country of CA does or doesn’t do. Nor should anyone.
They will begin us for what we own, so be concerned. Plus what is to stop them from easily invading the other states?
Common sense and the US Army?
Yeah, but won’t any attempts to defend ourselves be blocked by the treasonous Congress? They still New York and other populated states under their control.
California should be permitted to secede peacefully if they so choose. It would be nice to reverse the precedent from 156 years ago, plus secession is a fundamental natural right. [And I want the new precedent in case a Hillary clone takes power next.]
Not really. If CA goes, I do believe North CA will become like West VA did. So So Cal is all that will need to be cordoned off.
It’ll never happen. Once it’s explained to the left in California that leaving the US means that they will NEVER be able to rule over Texans and other Deplorables, they will cease their effort.
What they want is RAW POWER over us, to ‘re-educate’ us to their way of thinking, and to have the option to take further steps (as Stalin, Mao, and others did) if we fight back. Thus far, they got to the re-educate step, and were preparing for the more physical steps, but Trump got in their way. Hopefully they’ll be reset back to the starting point (or jailed) by the time this is all over.
...and feel free not to believe their intentions, millions of others didn’t in the past, which made getting them into the labor camps all that much easier.
Agree.
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