The SnowFlake Manifesto: DU Funny Activism

DUmmy link ^ | Jan 10, 2017 | DUmmy

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GIRD YOUR LOINS AND CLICK THE TRUMP...

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[Drango]

Precious snowflake is the full term.

[KittenClaws]

But when they begin to attach to other snowflakes, they become stronger, more powerful. They become dangerous. They become a force of freakin’ nature.
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What happens when one snowball(or one hundred) is thrown against a train?

Poor little snowflakes are mocking themselves.

[tomkat]

So yes, feel free to call us snowflakes simply because we care deeply, because we feel fully, because we lament the bitterness we’re witnessing..

             

You're all deluded fools, and the cause of your precious, treasured angst is right there in the mirror.

YUGE thaw's a comin', and it ain't globull warming !

[JBW1949]

What happens to “snowflakes” when the “heat” is turned up????

[C210N]

Snowballs are nothing, throw all you want!

But, that is not what to expect:

"...a general attack was made on the men by a great number of heavy clubs and snowballs being thrown at them, by which all our lives were in imminent danger...

"...assaulted at all, struck and abused by blows of any sort, by snow-balls, oyster-shells, cinders, clubs, or sticks of any kind; this was a provocation,...

[Army Air Corps]

Dear Precious Snowflakes,

Go ahead, and form yourselves into a ball. I have been hit with a snowball, and it didn’t one bit.

[Army Air Corps]

...and it didn't hurt one bit.

[tomkat]

Sounds suspiciously like events in Boston circa 1770   ;-)

[tomkat]

Evaporation.

[PLOM...NOT!]

Throw a little hot water on them and they melt into a puddle of slush.

[R_Kangel]

They do realize that a snowflake must first be crushed and mashed together with all of those other crushed snowflakes to become a snowball right?

[SueRae]

Hahahaha.. love that visual..

[RayChuang88]

e.g., A generation that continues to suffer from a psychosis called Recent Election Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder--no need to figure out the acronym! :-)

[It Matters]

I few harmless snowflakes working in harmony can cause an avalanche of disaster.

[buwaya]

Math trouble.
600,000 snowflakes per snowball x 10 snowballs = 6 million snowflakes.
So they will need more snowballs for 60 million snowflakes.

[piasa]

Old snowflakes are just dirty gray road boogers left over on the wayside when spring is on its way.

[Libloather]

And don’t forget - no two precious snowflakes are identical. It’s a real slushy mess over @ RATS underground...

[HLPhat]

Funny how in Jesuisnowflake land^{^3} it's "safe" to tell folks to go vote for the train^{^3} - but "political" if somebody asks who's going to pay for it.

How 'bout a nice game of snowflake^{^3} B.I.N.G.O.!^{^3 _?}

"We're conservative! {uhhh} But Progressive!"

 

"I do not like the reappearance of the Jesuits....
Shall we not have regular swarms of them here, in as many disguises as only a king of the gipsies can assume, dressed as printers, publishers, [Banksters], writers and schoolmasters?

If ever there was a body of men who merited damnation on earth and in Hell, it is this society of Loyola’s.

Nevertheless, we are compelled by our system of religious toleration to offer them an asylum."

--John Adams to Thomas Jefferson; May, 1816

 

( did ya capture that^{^3}, M.B.A. Jesuitards? )

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well...I had better Gird my Groin if now the number is 100 crushed Precious Snowflake clump.

Metric system.....