Melania Trump Rocked a Black Dolce Gabbana MiniDress for New Years Eve

Yahoo.com ^ | January 2, 2017 | Kristine Solomon

[ROCKLOBSTER]

>> Throw that dress on Mooch and it would be a mini smell.

[rockrr]

Nine years of Mooch on the cover of every magazine (photoshopped and airbrushed to half of her actual size) is finally coming to a close.

Now mooshie can finally retire her boob-belt collection!

[glorgau]

What?!?!?!

No boob belt on a First Lady?

[dragnet2]

I'm confident both those guys behind the Trumps are Secret Service. But it does look a bit shopped..☺

[Liz]

It’s not a mini dress in the sense of Mod-Mini.

But I think they meant it’s a short evening dress.....not a full-length evening gown.

[bigtoona]

I remember being shocked back in 2009 as the media gushed over how beautiful mooch was. They gushed! And kept talking about her gorgeous arms! They were MAN arms!

[Liz]

For an inaugural ball, this Caroline Herrara ball gown would look sensational on Ivanka.

Melania would be stunning in this (not an Herrara design).

[ROCKLOBSTER]

the family’s tribute to Malcolm X

His real father.

"DADDY!"

[EinNYC]

Contrast and compare.

[Iron Munro]

Draperies? They looked [like] the seat covers on my 73 Dodge Dart.
(Slant 6 with three on the tree).

Moochie Obama's Nursing Home, Cat-Pee, Sofa Cover Frock

[jennychase]

[dragnet2]

Looks like a great First Lady to me. No bling, no hype, no flash, but nicely reserved...I very much approve. This lady don't need any glitter.

[definitelynotaliberal]

It looked like a maxi-pad.

[gaijin]

whoops!

My apologies.

[Bullish]

I don’t know if I like those shoulder bows... Kinda’ tacky.

[fortes fortuna juvat]

And I would be proud to dress her as well even if I’m not a designer!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I’d be proud to dress her too, or UNDRESS her. Hell, I can dream can’t I?

[proud American in Canada]

Need some pics!

She is a gorgeous woman, impeccably dressed and demure. It will be awesome to have her as our First Lady.

[Beautiful_Gracious_Skies]

They should have referred to it as a cocktail dress. It fits the modern description of an LBD. A mini dress is technically 4” below the buttocks or possibly mid-thigh. But a mini has never been ‘to the knee’ or below.

The snarks were trying to project a less classy image of Melania from the title.

Seriously, Mooche is currently on the cover of Vogue laying in a garden of greens. She looks to be a size 4 with an accentuated waist line and the photoshopped face of some beautiful black angel.

[Iron Munro]

In a way we will miss him. But we sure won't miss Barack.

[mumblypeg]

Well, it does say she “rocked” it.Methinks they’re coming ‘round.
Mrs.Trump’s husband looked presentable in his tux, too, don’t you agree?
;-)