Kim Jong Un wakes up from blackout, wonders why everybody is crying

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[ChicagoConservative27]

Kim Jong Un is not a happy drunk.

The ruthless North Korean dictator had overindulged on spirits this September when he ordered several top military vets to write apology and self-criticism letters, according to a Japanese media report.

“That none of you were able to produce not even one military satellite is a misconduct that is commensurate to treason,” the sauced despot allegedly told his country’s top military brass during an all-night reprimand.

But the next morning, the tyrant was no longer inebriated and asked why the elderly officials were at his villa, apparently having no memory of his tanked-up tirade, UPI reported.

“Why are you gathered here?” Kim allegedly said, adding: “Be careful about your health because you are all old.”

With that, the military men began crying — a reaction which pleased Kim, according to the account of the strange session.

“They were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged,” a source told Tokyo Shimbun. “Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim.”

Under Kim Jong Un, who rose to power following his father’s death in 2011, North Korea has seen steady progress in its nuclear and missile programs, including two nuclear tests this year.

[DaveA37]

What could be worse than a drunken insane person?

Kin Jong Un or Hitlary?

[DaveA37]

What could be worse than a drunken insane person?

Kim Jong Un or Hitlary?

[StoneWall Brigade]

Ping

[tumblindice]

DPRK News Service@DPRK_News Dec 10
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un telegrams congratulations to Russian president Vladimir Putin on defeat of venomous fish-wife Hillary Clinton.

[pepsi_junkie]

After waking up from his blackout and seeing all of his military leaders around him: “Why are you gathered here?” Kim allegedly said, adding: “Be careful about your health because you are all old.” With that, the military men began crying — a reaction which pleased Kim, according to the account of the strange session. “They were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged,” a source told Tokyo Shimbun. “Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim.”

One of these days he's going to pass out in a room full of military leaders who fear he plans to kill them all and is going to discover that it's a bad idea to do that. Or at least I can dream...

[pepsi_junkie]

I wish I could talk my wife into leaving New Jersey before it collapses under the weight of these pensions. It’s going to get really really ugly here.

[clearcarbon]

I doubt that any of those gathered at his side would care to explain that they were crying because he woke up.

[SamAdams76]

Yep, no electoral college in North Korea. Otherwise Ryanggang Province
might have a chance to have their voice heard.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I pray, before I die, that they will be freed. I also pray for an easy transition.

The first might happen, the second is, barring a miracle, impossible.

Ever meet someone who was in a cult? Now picture an entire country like that.

[mj1234]

nobody got rid of Stalin-

OVER 30 million killed by this ruthless butcher-
(the NY slimes Always had glowing remarks for him)

Nobody got rid of Mao-

Over 40 million killed by this butcher!
(the NY slimes loved this communist too)

Somethings never change-
This little Nork madman gets to Invite Dennis rodman,
and Bill clintooons brother to his country!- why
should he have to worry? the leftists in THIS country support All communist tyrants!

Probably keeps his generals inline to Not get rid of him

[pepsi_junkie]

People got rid of Roman emperors. It happens. Especially if they pass out drunk right after threatening to have everyone around them killed. That right there will provide motivation.