The first 72 houris must be pathetic if terrorist murderers need four extra houris to be satisfied. I wonder if the first 72 all look like Hillary Clinton with no makeup, and those last four are a very small step up to an angry Nancy Pelosi.
“The first 72 houris must be pathetic if terrorist murderers need four extra houris to be satisfied. “
In sales talk this is, “Now how much would you pay? But wait! There’s more. Blow your self up now and receive, absolutely free four additional houris! Act now! Operators are standing by!”
Houries
Quranic description[edit]
In the Quran the houris are called “companions”, described as being “restraining in their glances” (chaste),[7][8] with “modest gazes”,[5] “wide and beautiful/lovely eyes”,[4][7][9] “eyes like pearls”,[4] “splendid”[2] and “physically prominent”.[10]
Shia scholar description[edit]
To Shia scholars, the most important fact of the description of the houris is that good deeds performed by believers are recompensated by the houris, which are the physical manifestations of ideal forms, that won’t fade away over time, and who will serve as faithful companions to those they accompany.[11]
Sunni descriptions[edit]
Other details of the houris that have been pointed out by Sunni scholars include that the houris would not urinate, defecate, become pregnant or menstruate.[12] It has also been said that all houris are “transparent to the marrow of their bones”,[13][14] “eternally young”,[15] “hairless except the eyebrows and the head”,[15] “pure”[14] and “beautiful”.[14]
The ‘72 virgins’ bit is a mistranslation form the Old Syriac - the language of Mohammad - which promised martyrs riches - including the most valuable commodity of the time: white raisins; indeed 72 would make a man very wealthy. Houris apparently are a bonus not sanctioned by Mohammad, but by the Al, the Mad “Big” BaghDadi.