WARNING: If you have an erection lasting more than 4 celestial horis, please call your imam.
The first 72 houris must be pathetic if terrorist murderers need four extra houris to be satisfied. I wonder if the first 72 all look like Hillary Clinton with no makeup, and those last four are a very small step up to an angry Nancy Pelosi.
Ignorance and the uneducated can be sold on anything, hey when you die I promise you 72 virgins in paradise.............OK where do I sign up
Sooooooo, these muslims are not looking forward to being at peace with their god after they die? They are expecting lots and lots of sex?
Where is Nancy Pelosi when you need her.She’s every jihadi’s dream.
What is the muslim version of “Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!!!!!” ?Now with 76 speakers instead of the traditional 72......
This ignores the basic economic reality of “marginal value”.
Think of it in terms of pork chop sandwiches. You are offered 72 pork chop sandwiches to eat for lunch, as reward for shoveling out the contents of a cesspit. Seeing you slacking off after a few hours of shoveling, they offer to sweeten the deal with four more porkchop sandwiches, if you pick up the pace and get that cesspit emptied.
You are hungry, so look forward to the first four sandwiches, but after that you realize it will get harder and harder to eat the other 68. But you manage to slowly pack them away during lunch, after which you are bloated.
So what is the value to you of a bonus of four more pork chop sandwiches?
So.....
Are these media houris, attention houris, crack houris, or just cheap houris?
72 women? That’s quite a lot of feelings to have to deal with. Ugh.
Si it’s kind of like free Tinder if you martyr?
The correct translation is actually whories or whorees.
The obsession with sex just shows how “worldly” this false religion is. Everything about this false religion is worldly.
At least they’re waking up to the fact that virgins aren’t knowledgeable in the ways of sex. Now they’re realizing they need 4 who are experienced. But still, if Bag Daddy was that good at creating smokin’ hotties, he would have only needed to create one.
Succubus is the western term for what they are promising these mass murderers. They are demons.
Muslim women envy them?
Ok, they don’t defecate, urinate, or menstruate.
they done wear a ha-jib, they just have sex and
don’t even have to cook and no Bikini waxing.
I can see why.
The Islamic Heaven is a brothel.
They call these afterlife sex workers “Houris”?...
Curious how it’s pronounced?
Is this is where we get our word “Whore”?