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Dumped on Prom Night - The PROOF of Hillary's Election Night Meltdown (Satire)
People's Cube ^ | 11/12/2016 | Chedoh

Posted on 11/15/2016 11:57:42 AM PST by sevinufnine

Some of the remnants of Hillary Clinton’s rampage in the private VIP area was discovered by the HOTEL CUSTODIAL STAFF the day following the election. Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.

The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table. (I read elsewhere it too TWO weeks to plan/prepare this cake.)

Hillary Clinton’s post election celebration plans included hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fireworks, live performances by various celebrities, such as Cher, who came believing that Hillary was going to win the election, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q., among millions of dollars worth of other celebratory preparations, ALL PAID FOR BY THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IN FULL.

A former staffer, who was fired during the rampage, said that the atmosphere around Clinton went from "queen of the hour" to "the girl who was dumped on prom night" in only a few moments.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillary; meltdown; satire
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To: sevinufnine

If they didn’t get pictures of the aftermath, it didn’t happen. Video would be even better.


101 posted on 11/15/2016 1:44:28 PM PST by zeugma (I'm going to get fat from all this schadenfreude)
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To: Red Badger

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Is there a version named Fort Marcy Park?
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102 posted on 11/15/2016 1:56:16 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor; doug from upland

Maybe we should ask doug...................


103 posted on 11/15/2016 1:57:02 PM PST by Red Badger (In CHICAGO????...In Boston????....)
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To: Red Badger

Unfotunately, my time is limited right now.


104 posted on 11/15/2016 2:05:33 PM PST by doug from upland (Many of us knew Clinton was a rapist 24 years ago)
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To: sevinufnine

Satire is dead.
As usual, the article is indistinguishable from reasonably expected real news.


105 posted on 11/15/2016 2:20:20 PM PST by ctdonath2 ("If anyone will not listen to your words, shake the dust from your feet and leave them." - Jesus)
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To: sevinufnine

The cherry on top will be when she stiffs them for the tab.


106 posted on 11/15/2016 2:41:32 PM PST by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in theolog and politics.)
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To: sevinufnine

Ping


107 posted on 11/15/2016 2:43:06 PM PST by ThePatriotsFlag ( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else.)
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To: C19fan

Really prophetic line from Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald


108 posted on 11/15/2016 2:45:30 PM PST by Theodore R. (Let's not squander the golden opportunity of 2017.)
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To: sevinufnine

A person or persons lie enough times, they begin to believe it is true, hence hitlary was to be the first woman president. She believed the lie and you now know the rest of the story.

PS....At this point what difference does it make? Gotta love it!


109 posted on 11/15/2016 3:20:24 PM PST by DaveA37
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To: mware; Ciaphas Cain; Genoa

This story has been posted via serious outlets multiple times before this one. The initiator of this thread apologizes for posting it again but says this is the first (and I agree) that brings in the HOTEL CUSTODIAL STAFF and an AIDE who was fired that night to confirm the accounts posted elsewhere.

If this were satire, it would not have such details unless they were blatant lies. It is not satire.


110 posted on 11/15/2016 4:16:47 PM PST by Hostage (ARTICLE V):)
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To: sevinufnine

was the ‘cake topper’ recovered?

I think it would be a great display
at the Trump Presidential Library


111 posted on 11/15/2016 10:58:29 PM PST by RockyTx
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