Posted on 11/14/2016 5:28:57 PM PST by grundle
Amy Schumers new movie Trainwreck draws heavily from her own life, but theres one embarrassing incident that didnt make it to the big screen: her arrest for grand larceny shoplifting!
Schumer has previously admitted that she had sticky fingers well into her adult years. It was just all from, like, department stores, she told Rolling Stone last year. I guess the impressive part was that I would return it for cash, and the most that Id ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.
When she was 21, however, her bad habit caught up to her, and she and sister Kim Schumer who is now a writer on her show were arrested during one foiled heist.
We were arrested for grand larceny, the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.
She said, [The cops] were like, Youre lucky you have this last name. And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.
The case is so old that no publicly available records remain in New York, but Schumer, now 34, has said the incident almost torpedoed her chance at fame.
I really thought that sh*t was off the record, until I was on Last Comic [Standing, in 2007] and they asked me if I had any arrests, she told Laughspin in 2011, and I was like, Eh, not really. They have real lawyers
and they knew everything Id stolen.
There's always the "abuse" button...
“Schumer has previously admitted that she had sticky fingers well into her adult years. It was just all from, like, department stores, she told Rolling Stone last year. I guess the impressive part was that I would return it for cash, and the most that Id ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.”
vladimir998 has previously admitted that he was trigger happy well into his adult years. It was just all, like, unfunny comedians, he told Rolling Stone last year. I guess the impressive part was that I would shoot them in public and then sell video of it for cash, and the most that Id ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.
I’m just saying. . .
Neither her or that Lena whatshername would ever have made anything in Hollywood if not for their connections.
I have to say, without sarcasm, I don’t understand the appeal of this person on any level.
Lock her up!
POS. Runs in the family.
Eww.. A real Ethel Mertz
"Only Rosie O'Donnell."
Question: How did he miss this one?
Chucky the Weasel needs no tag. EVERYBODY knows his treasonous, slimy, thieving, corrupt, New York, Clinton shadow kissing, gun-grabbing ass.
She is rapidly becoming unattractive...
No it didn’t. Ryder is on Stranger Things. It’s the best show right now on Netflix.
I am in total agreement.
The first time I saw her, I immediately thought she was related to Ben Rothlisberger, of Pittsburgh Steelers "fame", then I heard of her relationship to ChuckU Schumer and knew exactly how she got to be known in the business.
Loathsome woman, and I'm not necessarily talking about looks.
Have you heard her foul mouth?
Disgusting.
GUILTY your honor!
She ALSO has an ugly face.
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Poster Girl for all thieving skanks. Chuckie should be proud!
I was at Ross, a discount store and a young black man had a pile of clothes he was returning for a store credit gift card worth over $300. When he turned to leave, the clerk keyed her earpiece and gave a play by play as he left the store. He smiled at a black woman who smiled back and she left the store right after him. The clerk said people steal the stuff without security tags on them and return them for gift cards which they then sell for 50% off.
I was livid.
Didnt Cher compose a song about Schumer? Went something like gypsies, tramps and thieves?”
More like ‘Gypsies, Chimpanzees...’
Neither her or that Lena whatshername would ever have made anything in Hollywood if not for their connections.
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And also their cunnies.
So, is this a confession?
Can she be prosecuted?
She really is a slovenly fat cow.
She ALSO has an ugly face.
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Poster Girl for all thieving skanks. Chuckie should be proud!
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