Honestly, you can't make this stuff up.
Unless Mel Brooks took a shot at rewriting War and Peace for a comedic screenplay. And even he might have missed this one...
1 posted on
10/30/2016 10:32:05 AM PDT by
Mariner
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To: Mariner
Reporter: "Hillary Clinton Campaigned at a Florida Bar, Mid Morning Sunday"
Hillary: "Manhattan - make it a triple, and keep 'em coming!"
Attendant: "Uh, Ma'am, it isn't 5:00 yet"
Hillary: "Gosh darnit! It's 5:00 somewhere!"
(Note: This post edited for content - and the children)
47 posted on
10/30/2016 11:28:16 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain)
To: Mariner
Was she able to fill up the bar?
To: Mariner; LucyT; hoosiermama; Whenifhow
49 posted on
10/30/2016 11:29:59 AM PDT by
Future Useless Eater
(After BHO starts a nuclear war before November 8th and blames Russia, our MSM will back up his lies.)
To: Mariner
Why everyone goes to a bar to get drunk when they break up with their lover.
51 posted on
10/30/2016 11:31:34 AM PDT by
AmusedBystander
(The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
To: Mariner
Hillary calls it Sunday Brunch, with mimosas, meeting the “common folks”. All TWO of them.
I M P L O S I O N...
52 posted on
10/30/2016 11:33:49 AM PDT by
RitaOK
(Viva Christo Rey! Public Education is the farm team for more Marxists coming,... infinitum.)
To: Mariner
The movie “ Bar Fly “ comes to mind,,,
Mickie Rourke never looked Better!
55 posted on
10/30/2016 11:35:06 AM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: Mariner
Hillary is in a bar campaigning. I wonder if Hillary is driving the customers to drink MORE.
56 posted on
10/30/2016 11:37:01 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
To: Mariner
“Bartender! Drinks are on me. HAH! Who am I fooling?
Drinks are IN me too! Hah-hahhah!”
To: Mariner
Media Spin
Hillary is so far ahead and knows she is going to win, she starts her victory celebrations early, at Florida bar
To: Mariner
Hillary is confused again as she goes to a bar to take the Fifth.
64 posted on
10/30/2016 11:45:51 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Mariner
Well you might need to be drinking to stand to listen or be near this woman.
65 posted on
10/30/2016 11:47:56 AM PDT by
magdalen
(Do you want more evil, corruption, and decreased freedoms?)
To: Mariner
She was scheduled for a Baptist church but they declined at the last minute.
A bar was all that was open on a Sunday mornin
68 posted on
10/30/2016 11:50:41 AM PDT by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Hilary is an Ameriphobe)
To: Mariner
Inside the bar a disheveled and drunken female sits on a barstool and exclaims loudly, “. I could’ve been a contender!”
72 posted on
10/30/2016 12:12:08 PM PDT by
semaj
(Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
To: Mariner
Bars and Baptist churches. WOW!
74 posted on
10/30/2016 12:15:26 PM PDT by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamiin Franklin)
To: Mariner
Next week perhaps she will be campaigning from behind bars.
75 posted on
10/30/2016 12:15:45 PM PDT by
zeebee
To: Mariner
Mid morning Sunday is prime time for bar traffic....oh wait. Hillary is always late and apparently she missed that campaign event by about 12 hours.
77 posted on
10/30/2016 12:26:50 PM PDT by
rod1
(CTLY)
To: Mariner
She wasn’t campaigning, she was ordering drinks. Hillary is a drunk.
78 posted on
10/30/2016 12:40:34 PM PDT by
CodeToad
To: Mariner
Hillary now knows it is over. She can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Of course her handlers are upset.
Now Hillary can hang out in gay bars, everyday if she wants, for she no longer has to worry about her image.
She knows she is about to be set free from the pain of hiding guilt. She just hopes she has enough years left to enjoy it after she gets out of prison.
To: Mariner
Of all the places in the world, you end up in mine...
Of course, he would tell Hillary that he will be voting for Trump and he couldn't get drunk enough to vote for her...
82 posted on
10/30/2016 1:26:34 PM PDT by
ConservaTeen
(Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The RELIGION of Pedophilia...)
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