[AngelesCrestHighway]

How do you gift wrap a turd?

[HarleyLady27]

ROFL!!! Oh that way good....ROFL!!!

[HarleyLady27]

ROFL!!! Oh that was good....ROFL!!!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Lots of toilet paper.

[LTC.Ret]

It’s got to be something yuuuuge and stinky or it won’t make even a tiny dent in the uniparty of Dems-GOPe-media!!!

[Rurudyne]

It depends on if it’s old, dry and stale or soft, juicy and fresh.

Though with a Hillary class turd, that manages to be soft, juicy and fresh on the outside around an old, dry and stale core turd extra care must be taken to wrap it up so that it finally spends as much time in a federal prison as possible.

[Sasparilla]

....how do you gift wrap a turd?...

Give it to the DNC to do. They have done a good job with Hillary.

[treetopsandroofs]

“How do you gift wrap a turd?”

Same way as for Halloween trick-or-treaters.... Freeze it and then give it to them, so that as it slowly thaws, they will grow used to the smell without noticing it, while everyone with whom they come in contact will.

... or so I’ve heard.

[thingumbob]

How do you gift wrap a turd?

Put it in a paper bag in front of her door, set it on fire, Ring the door bell and RUN LIKE HELL .....lol

[Sacajaweau]

With toilet paper!

[YogicCowboy]

Very carefully.