Half the people in my gaming group had a copy of the D&D tract in their set. It was a right of passage to read that during the game. Kind of like watching Reefer Madness stoned, it’s something you had to do at least once.
Jack Chick, Tom Hayden, and Bobby Vee makes THREE.
I remember being a kid and going into Downtown Pittsburgh to buy records and stuff. You’d always come home with a handful of Chick Tracts, having been leafleted on every corner.
I particularly like this riff:
While at Ms. Frost's house, fighting 'the Zombie,' Debbie gets a call from Marcie. She asks Ms. Frost to tell Marcie that she will see her later that night.
TRUTH: There is more than one zombie in Dungeons & Dragons. By capitalizing the word "zombie" and using it as a singular, Chick openly flaunts his monozombistic worldview - one that is flawed and phony. To suggest that D&D is not polyzombistic is to deny the truth as it is plainly spelled out for us in the Monster Manual.
I might suggest that Chick's tracts were dishonest, narrow-minded propaganda (albeit decently drawn), but I'd hate to be consigned to eternal fire by his fans.