“I did not have sex with that hand.”
Posted on 10/22/2016 6:27:21 AM PDT by pabianice
A notorious pornography watcher at the Environmental Protection Agency admitted to masturbating while at work, according to documents obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request.
E&E News reported Thursday that two employees who watched up to six hours of porn a day apologized for their actions.
U.S. EPA employees caught watching pornography on the job expressed surprise, boredom and ultimately regret for their actions, according to documents obtained by E&E News under the Freedom of Information Act.
Investigators for the EPA inspector general secured sworn statements by employees “A” and “B” — two agency workers who were found to be viewing and downloading porn while at work. Those records, along with the agency watchdog’s investigative reports, shed more light on cases that have become a national embarrassment for EPA, leading to hearings, legislation and ridicule on Capitol Hill.
One employee identified only as “Employee A,” admitted to going to the bathroom to masturbate at work.
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Well, as long as he wasn’t masturbating to pictures of Gina McCarthy... :)
Her husband has a vaginal.
Love me some Heinlein.
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RAH and Louis L’Amour had a big impact on me as a kid. Opened my eyes to issues usually beyond the grasp of 8 year olds
I just knew I was missing an adjective.... good catch.
All government employees should be directed to count off and all odd numbers fired with no benefits! All warm blooded politicians should be sent to the North Pole.
Just got back from Spain. They have had no national government for the last 6 months, and things are great.
“I did not have sex with that hand.”
Runkle?
isn’t that what you’re suppose to do when you watch porn?
My office space has security cameras all over the place.
Everyone knows they are being watched. But about a day into the job they forget. Watching those videos are hilarious. I’ve managers get flipped off, eyes rolling, and lots of faces behind other’s backs.
Never caught anyone masturbating.
Nothing at work is private. Except the bathrooms and showers. But I can tell how often they go.
Is this an official job title? EPA Porn Watcher? Protecting us from localized warming?
The big problem is the worker didn’t file an environmental impact statement on his proposed activities.
They are role models for the entire Obama administration.
you know this how?
jk
EPA TO REGULATE TOXIC WASTE EMISSIONS FROM EMPLOYEES
Our tax dollars at work.
In the meantime, I am sure the EPA had nothing to do or say about the Hillary campaign bus that dumped feces, urine and toilet paper into an open storm drain.
Streets with storm drains are legally classified as rivers by federal law. If a utility company accidentally spills one cup of non-PCB oil on a street with a storm drain (doesn’t even half to go down the storm drain)the company is required to report the incident to the EPA in DC within ONE HOUR of the spill. Heavy fines for not reporting and not doing very stringent cleanup.
But the DNC got away with “I’m sorry.” That’s our wonderful EPA that really cares about the environment.
Legacy of Millhaus Nixon.....More apt is Legacy of JFK who Unionized Fed employees.
6 hours a day?
You can’t fire a blind man, the Americans with Disabilities Act protects his employment.
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