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EPA Porn Watcher Masturbated on the Job
Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/22/16 | Follow

Posted on 10/22/2016 6:27:21 AM PDT by pabianice

A notorious pornography watcher at the Environmental Protection Agency admitted to masturbating while at work, according to documents obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request.

E&E News reported Thursday that two employees who watched up to six hours of porn a day apologized for their actions.

U.S. EPA employees caught watching pornography on the job expressed surprise, boredom and ultimately regret for their actions, according to documents obtained by E&E News under the Freedom of Information Act.

Investigators for the EPA inspector general secured sworn statements by employees “A” and “B” — two agency workers who were found to be viewing and downloading porn while at work. Those records, along with the agency watchdog’s investigative reports, shed more light on cases that have become a national embarrassment for EPA, leading to hearings, legislation and ridicule on Capitol Hill.

One employee identified only as “Employee A,” admitted to going to the bathroom to masturbate at work.

(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: clownsinside; epa; eparico; obamarico; paid2playrico
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To: pabianice

Well, as long as he wasn’t masturbating to pictures of Gina McCarthy... :)


41 posted on 10/22/2016 7:39:57 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: ETL

Her husband has a vaginal.


42 posted on 10/22/2016 7:42:31 AM PDT by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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To: Noumenon

Love me some Heinlein.

L


43 posted on 10/22/2016 7:43:33 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

RAH and Louis L’Amour had a big impact on me as a kid. Opened my eyes to issues usually beyond the grasp of 8 year olds


44 posted on 10/22/2016 7:46:42 AM PDT by Noumenon (We owe them nothing: not respect, not loyalty, not obedience.)
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To: Stormdog
Allow me to correct: "EPA Claims Authority Over Employee Toxic Emissions
45 posted on 10/22/2016 7:46:49 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for spiritual discernment)
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To: MHGinTN

I just knew I was missing an adjective.... good catch.


46 posted on 10/22/2016 7:50:03 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Don Corleone

All government employees should be directed to count off and all odd numbers fired with no benefits! All warm blooded politicians should be sent to the North Pole.

Just got back from Spain. They have had no national government for the last 6 months, and things are great.


47 posted on 10/22/2016 7:54:30 AM PDT by stubernx98 (cranky, but reasonable)
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To: lrdg

“I did not have sex with that hand.”

48 posted on 10/22/2016 7:57:43 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: pabianice

Runkle?


49 posted on 10/22/2016 7:58:16 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO!)
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To: pabianice

isn’t that what you’re suppose to do when you watch porn?


50 posted on 10/22/2016 8:01:00 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: pabianice

My office space has security cameras all over the place.

Everyone knows they are being watched. But about a day into the job they forget. Watching those videos are hilarious. I’ve managers get flipped off, eyes rolling, and lots of faces behind other’s backs.

Never caught anyone masturbating.

Nothing at work is private. Except the bathrooms and showers. But I can tell how often they go.


51 posted on 10/22/2016 8:23:24 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)
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To: pabianice

Is this an official job title? EPA Porn Watcher? Protecting us from localized warming?


52 posted on 10/22/2016 8:26:36 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: BRL

The big problem is the worker didn’t file an environmental impact statement on his proposed activities.


53 posted on 10/22/2016 8:39:28 AM PDT by xp38
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To: pabianice

They are role models for the entire Obama administration.


54 posted on 10/22/2016 8:47:33 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: lurk

you know this how?

jk


55 posted on 10/22/2016 8:49:22 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: Joe 6-pack

EPA TO REGULATE TOXIC WASTE EMISSIONS FROM EMPLOYEES


56 posted on 10/22/2016 8:51:11 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: pabianice

Our tax dollars at work.


57 posted on 10/22/2016 8:55:28 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: pabianice

In the meantime, I am sure the EPA had nothing to do or say about the Hillary campaign bus that dumped feces, urine and toilet paper into an open storm drain.

Streets with storm drains are legally classified as rivers by federal law. If a utility company accidentally spills one cup of non-PCB oil on a street with a storm drain (doesn’t even half to go down the storm drain)the company is required to report the incident to the EPA in DC within ONE HOUR of the spill. Heavy fines for not reporting and not doing very stringent cleanup.

But the DNC got away with “I’m sorry.” That’s our wonderful EPA that really cares about the environment.


58 posted on 10/22/2016 9:01:53 AM PDT by RooRoobird20 (Cradle Democrat Hispanic woman, left the party in 1993 because of the Clintons)
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To: Lisbon1940

Legacy of Millhaus Nixon.....More apt is Legacy of JFK who Unionized Fed employees.


59 posted on 10/22/2016 9:03:36 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: pabianice

6 hours a day?

You can’t fire a blind man, the Americans with Disabilities Act protects his employment.


60 posted on 10/22/2016 9:17:55 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (A rigged debate is a rigged election. More was made of the "Twenty-One" gameshow scandal.)
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