Madonna pledges oral sex for Clinton voters

thehill.com ^ | October 19, 2016 | Judy Kurtz

[Morgana]

Madonna is pledging to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

The pop queen, known for her shocking antics, made the remark Tuesday while opening for comedian Amy Schumer in New York.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

[RandallFlagg]

I’d have more interest in sticking it into a wood chipper.
At least the wood chipper wouldn’t give me herpes.

[The Duke]

Does each “winner” get a free penicillin IV drip to go with that?

[leaning conservative]

Ask yourself, “What would Louis do?”

[rtwingxtremist]

Her poor son. No wonder he wanted to live in Britain with his dad. What a skank.

[Sicon]

For those old enough to have watched Johnny Carson as Carnac the Magnificent, I remember one where the answer was "Madonna, and a diseased yak." Unfortunately, I cannot remember the question in the envelope, but it was hilarious.

Watching some of those old Carnac segments on YouTube makes me realize just how much humor has been lost, or more accurately suppressed, by liberals. Very sad.

[Vendome]

Louis Litt?

[leaning conservative]

Your last paragraph.....very true. Sad, actually.

[McBuff]

I wouldn’t let that skank blow my dog.

If you did I would have to report you to the ASPCA!

[kaehurowing]

This sums up the present-day Democrat Party even better than Lena Dunham saying she wants to do the deed with Obama.

[Gargantua]

Whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa, she’s a lady...

[RW_Whacko]

I’d rather slam it repeatedly in a car door.

[onedoug]

Criminal solicitation of prostitution.

[faithhopecharity]

it is good that chelsea has developed a skill

she always looked completely useless

.s

[rlmorel]

Thought this might give you a chuckle (wrote it yesterday):

There once was a skank named Madonna
With her dentures removed said I wanna
Have you vote how I say
When we meet the next day
I’ll fellate any flora or fauna

[Roger Kaputnik]

I wouldn’t piss in Madonna’s mouth even if her teeth were on fire, and sure as hell wouldn’t put my tallywagger in it either.

She’s a loathsome, idiotic, disgusting, skanky, VD infested POS.

[Jack Hammer]

Jack Hammer hereby pledges oral sex for every female who votes for Trump.

[Chode]

LOL!!! pretty much

[GailA]

Supposedly part of a comedy routine remark. I think she was serious. She is after all an AMORAL witch like miley sirus. VERY SEX GRAPHIC click at your own risk. Miley
http://www.thefeministwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i.1.miley-cyrus-vma-mtv-211x300.jpg