Thought this might give you a chuckle (wrote it yesterday):
There once was a skank named Madonna
With her dentures removed said I wanna
Have you vote how I say
When we meet the next day
I’ll fellate any flora or fauna
114 posted on 10/20/2016 9:11:05 PM PDT by rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")