Madonna: ‘If You Vote for Hillary Clinton, I Will Give You a Blowj*b’

Breitbart.com ^ | 19 Oct 2016 | by Daniel Nussbaum

[eyeamok]

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-year-old Rebel Heart singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

[AngelesCrestHighway]

I doubt she could give a BJ to a door knob...

[rolling_stone]

hmm vote buying...send Comey in undercover to check it out and take one for the A team...

[Yo-Yo]

Heh!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Normally I’d say that this must violate some campaign finance contribution law. But given how little a BJ from this worn out old mattress is worth, it probably would fall within one of the de minimus exemptions from the laws.

[rktman]

Just another reason to vote for Trump. What was amy ofring up?

[Pearls Before Swine]

I'm desperate enough. But... tests...

LOL, many of us have been there at times. Stay strong, my FRiend, and don't give in to temptation.

I hope a bunch of her fans try to take her up on her offer after the election. They deserve each other.

[NFHale]

Thanks, Madonna Louise Ciccone, but Monica Lewinsky gave a bj for a Clinton too, and look how much trouble it cost her...

[ColdOne]

Oh boy.....what a endorsement. Keeping it classy aren’t you Madonna. Wow....she really thinks saying this will help?

Who wants a BJ from a woman her age? Sorry i am female...so just don’t know who? The men on the tv show Cops who get busted for soliciting a prostitute? At least she still has all her teeth.

Wow what a election this has been

[PTBAA]

She knows she won’t have to “cash that check” with her foul mouth, there are no men voting for Hillary.

[NYRepublican72]

I’ll pass on the STD from that skank. Thanks.

[rolling_stone]

no intent she never expected anyone to take her up on it

[blackdog]

My wife takes a dim view on outsourcing.

[dragonblustar]

Her ex called her gristle. That was ten years ago.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Even Bill Clinton would say “Ya know what..I’ll pass”

[SirLurkedalot]

No man should be that desperate, unless you’ve had both hands amputated.

That woman is straight up certified FOUL.

A “Yuck Alert” should have been issued for this post...damn.

[ColdOne]

Would Laz?

[Romulus]

I have a feeling there’s a presidential campaign in her future.

[BlueLancer]

" Ok baby, here i am! Come to daddy. And of course you can trust me to vote for Hillary, really you can. I’ll use the same ethical standards you use."

All right, Laz ... quit pretending that you're DesertRhino ...

[Dr. Sivana]

Any man who asked would be told to provide proof, and there’s no proof of your vote.

Anything from a video of a fellow completing an absentee ballot and putting it in the mail to a camera brought into the voting booth to an eyewitness who is signed in to help out the impaired in a voting booth (I've done it, I hated having to pull the lever for Weicker!) should do the trick for contractual purposes.

[pissant]

Who would want that SDS-infested mouth on their pecker?