Posted on 10/19/2016 2:41:02 PM PDT by eyeamok
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-year-old Rebel Heart singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”
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Not even if I borrowed Slick Willy’s ... willy.
Teeth in or out?
Like a vermin...
What a sick dreg of humanity.
BJ Clinton will be your Hucklberry!
If true, she is nuts. And a liar.
So now we know how and why she became famous. I knew it couldn’t be possible due to her singing or songwriting skills.
I hope thousands of fans take her up on that offer
Her 16 yr old son and younger kids must be so proud
As if there isn’t already enough STD in the world.
Anybody got the picture of her without makeup?
I saw it one time and...
I don’t think my son is that desperate enough...Are you,ConservaTeen? :-)
Poor lost soul.
Oh, you will “get” much more from that mobile STD dispenser.
My guys (young and thirties) just said, “Ewww.”
The idea of an old slag coming at them was just nauseating.
Gross, Madge, but I’d rather get a blowie off of a goat.
Of course, they are hypocrites. Look at what Liberals are doing with TV shows and movies...
An example of the Clinton currency.
ROFL!!! I mailed my ballot in but one could always lie to her, I guess.
she’s getting kinda up there and you’re right. Lord only knows what she has.
I’m surprised the DNC didn’t think of this and set up a site where you mark your ballot Hillary in return for a...well...you know.
Plenty of dem women skanky enough to do it.
“Even Bill Clinton would say “Ya know what..I’ll pass”
Or, “No thanks, I’ll use my trusty catcher’s mitt.”
Which reminds me of a story.
This union shop steward is on a union junket to Las Vegas.
He decides to spend some dues on ... ladies of the evening.
So he stops at the first house and makes it clear to the madame, “I’m a union man. Union proud! Is your shop unionized?”
She was taken aback but finally admitted that they were not union.
He goes to the next house. Same drill.
After a couple more fails, the word is passed down the strip and the next madame is ready for him.
“Yes sir, we’re a union house. Union proud!”
She lines up the girls for him, from `Tawny’ to Ethel and in order of age and beauty.
Tawny is 19, bodacious and curvaceous. Ethel had been on the Earth a little longer, perfect teeth. A little too perfect. And she’s seen at least 60 winters, hard winters, and she was shaking like an old nag with the flu ...
He says, “I’ll take Tawny!”
The madame seems to think about it, waits for it and finally says: “The hell you will. Ethel’s got seniority.”
And then she put on a catcher’s mitt.
ROFL!!!!!!!
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