I am so glad I retired before this obamanation destroyed the military.
With similar results.
I thought this would have been done 30 years ago.
How will Obama Neutralize President ?
Old Navy:
Officer: You’re an EM, right? Can you fix this?
Me: Does it have a wire? Hell yeah I can fix it.
(15 minutes later)
Me: OK. It’s fixed.
Officer: All ahead flank!
New Navy:
Officer: Does anyone know what NOS code fixes this thing?
Everyone: Don’t know. That’s not my NOS code.
Officer: Someone’s gotta fix it.
Everyone: Sucks to be you.
(Boat sinking)
Officer: Abandon ship!
I am so glad I got out when I did.
The current name for people is “Human.” Now that the Navy as decreed that “man” should be removed from all titles, the new name for the species “homo-sapiens” should be “Hu.” We should all be referred to as “hu’s” rather than “humans”, thus eliminating all Men from the human species. Only “Wo’s” (previously “women”) and “unknowns” should be the new progressive standards. WoHuU should be the new name for Homo-sapiens, or maybe “Homo-non-sapiens”, as we are now the “stupid species.” That looks like where we are all going. Who Knew? Ha Ha.
Master Chief Duntno would have laughed his ass off about this...and then reminded these assholes that after steaming from the Aleutians to Australia, fighting blue water battles with Japs and close in shelling with NoKo’s that almost took his tin can out from under him, 28 years and about 12 of them at sea, they could kiss his Lilly white ass and shove this “New Navy” bullshit up their asses.
The Navy shouldn’t do it half assed. They should retitle all positions with the names of flowers and candies.
New title: “Captain’s mate!”
“Were going to immediately do away with rating titles and address each other by just our rank as the other services do, Chief of Naval Personnel Vice Adm. Robert Burke told Navy Times. We recognize thats going to be a large cultural change, its not going to happen overnight, but the direction is to start exercising that now.
And in January, this pr!ck wii be visiting a Foot Doctor to have President’t shoe removed from his a$$.
Along with things to be tossed, this is something that can be restored in January after we get shed of the marxist, homo muzzie.
I suspect that that the study was just an axcuse to change job titles.
So how long before the words “woman” and “human” are replaced with “woperson” and “huperson”?
I should'a known, but I'm slowing down in my quickness department these days.
I guess "bros" and "hos" didn't make the cut. I can only imagine what "Petty Officer" could have become.
Sailors are proud of their ratings, I know I was. My pride in making JO3 was in equal parts the promotion and the right to wear the quill and scroll. Every rating has its history, heroes, lore, traditions, and bitches. It’s all woven into the tapestry of history that makes up our beloved service. This idea sucks on so many levels I can’t even begin to describe them. It won’t last.
I guess the term ‘mate’ has to go. Implies a more intimate relationship.
How about ‘Gunners Acquaintance’.
Well, well, we’re going to have a PC military after all.
We need Donald Trump, but even if he wins, he’ll face the biggest challenge of his life.