Maybe we should cancel Halloween. Between the non-existent predatory clown crisis and the non-existent poisoned candy crisis, the children will all be dead. THE CHILDREN!
Oh, remember Zika? Me neither.
We are DEVO.
Right now, I’m only concerned about Joe DeVola.
Oh, and clowns that come out of the woods or storm drains.
That’s about it.
I’ll have some coffee, a muffin, breakfast....
Profiling clowns, lol.
How in God’s name did this start? At first I thought it was just a social media thing, new urban legend.
Creeps are starting to really show up? Did pervs jump on the bandwagon?
I’m clueless here. Is this even real?
I always thought it would be funny, as a reaction to the current panic, if REAL clowns (circus or whatever) stood on a corner with signs that said things like:
JUST GOIN’ FOR THE FUNNY
NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR KIDS—SERIESLY
I’M A BOZO! NOT A LOSER!
IT’S MY JOB—WHAT’S THEIR EXCUSE???
IF YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING, THAT’S NO CLOWN!
REAL CLOWNS KNOW: NO SUCH THING AS FREE CANDY!
“Classic Clowns Club”?
So that’s where the generals and admirals go to get a drink.
“If someone notices a van full of clowns”
I see forty or fifty of these vans whenever I go anywhere.
“Calls the police”
Don’t do that.
It’s probably the FBI out looking for Hillary’s testimony.
The police don’t have time for that kind of crap.
And if you go wearing the makeup of Bozo the Clown
You ain’t gonna make it to the outskirts of town
And you know your face will be
All white
And you know your face will be
All white
“WHY SO SERIOUS?”
The Joker
What if you just wear big shoes?
Do you just get one punch for that?
Have you seen the size of Hillary’s feet?
They can launch F-18s off of one of her shoes!
Her feet are so big that the Bigfoots invite her to their convention.
I mean, her feet are huge!
The Japanese use her as a double for Godzilla movies. She’s crushed Tokyo 18 times now.
Anyone remember the hell the insane clown posse boards inflicted on some here
Are we not men?
Why would anybody want to beat the crap out of Clarabell the
Clown from Howdy Doody?
You’re under arrest for being a clown. Oops, sorry Mr. Obuma.
Okay , think I’ve got it,
A tattered and bloody clown on the street
with cardboard sign reads;
CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
As if on cue, I just went to the grocery store. The young cashier was talking aboout the “killer clowns” spotted in the next town over. I winked & laughed, but she got mad. She was serious. “Two killer clowns were photographed. It’s real!”
Me: “Did they do anything bad?”
“They attack CHILDREN!”
We have come so far since Salem! /sarc
ALL THIS ADMINISTRATION NEEDS IS THE MAKEUP.....