Posted on 09/30/2016 5:04:27 PM PDT by Forgotten Amendments
We have reached the stage of the Great Clown Panic when real clowns have started to worry about profiling. In Johnstown, Pennsylvania, the Cumberland Times-News reports, "members of the Classic Clowns Club have been alarmed by news reports in which police have asked anyone who sees a clown to call 911. The troupe members often travel in costume, and worry that, if someone notices a van full of clowns and calls the police, they could end up in legal trouble."
(Excerpt) Read more at reason.com ...
Yep.
You have nothing to fear from creepy people wearing costumes.
Okay , think I’ve got it,
A tattered and bloody clown on the street
with cardboard sign reads;
CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
John Wayne Gacy,,,
Welcome to My crawlspace,
A CLOWN BY DAY. A SLEEP AT NIGHT.
WE DEFENESTRATE CREEPY CLOWNS!
WORKING MY WAY THROUGH CLOWN SCHOOL. HOW ‘BOUT YOU?
MY OTHER CAR IS EVEN SMALLER!
[That helmet was defective.]
Not as much as the radar detector!!!
Which, as I understand it, DETECTS RADAR!!!
As if on cue, I just went to the grocery store. The young cashier was talking aboout the “killer clowns” spotted in the next town over. I winked & laughed, but she got mad. She was serious. “Two killer clowns were photographed. It’s real!”
Me: “Did they do anything bad?”
“They attack CHILDREN!”
We have come so far since Salem! /sarc
ALL THIS ADMINISTRATION NEEDS IS THE MAKEUP.....
Oh, where are those old photoshops from 200809 of Obama in Joker-makeup with the ‘Why So Serious?’ tag?
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