Posted on 09/26/2016 11:57:21 AM PDT by VideoPaul
3:00 P{M: Hillary is being given the wake-me-up injection now. Handlers are changing her diaper and fitting the waste collection bags at this time. Pants suit at the ready...
I'm sure part of her debate preparation resembles a colonoscopy preparation.
Local EMT service providers brushing up on seizure protocols.
All Hillary needs to do is not have a five minute coughing fit, seizure, or collapse to the floor during the debate, and the MSM will unanimously declare her the winner.
Hersef is being wheeled into the carwash shower now. She is being told, in slow, monosyllabic words in non-threatening tones, that yes, she must shower and wash her hair.
CNN has just declared that Hilary easily won the debate.
Trump can open the debate with, “Hillary, I hope your feeling better after collapsing recently”.
Monday, 4 PM: NBC makes up a poll result that shows Hillary has won the debate by a 3 to 1 margin. The poll will be released the instant to debate ends.
5 PM: Afraid of being scooped, and afraid of making Hillary angry, ABC and CBS make up their own poll results. Both polls show that Hillary has won the debate by a 4 to 1 margin.
6 PM: MSNBC makes up a poll result that shows Hillary has won the debate by a zillion to 1. Since no one at MSNBC is good at math, no one there realizes that a “zillion” is not a real number.
The man with the power sprayer is coming in with the makeup.
Hope she wears that orange pantsuit
That’s why she needs the bigger podium. If they lay it down horizontally, they can fit her hospital around her
“Nurse! I need an iv drip of Jim Beam and Percocet, STAT!”
Less than six more hours until .... Thunderdome!
Trump is going to have to watch out for Thunderthigh’s dreaded Boa `thigh lock’ move; Illary will just be keeping an eye out, period.
(She killed a nice young lesbian chick with her deadly thighs once for snoring.)
Get ready to rrrrrumble!
3:30: Handlers have removed a week of personal yuck from Hillary’s body and have liberally applied deodorant. She is getting dressed by handlers who are themselves on powerful anti-emetics.
Does the podium have a wheelchair ramp......? How are they going to get the gurney up there after Trump’s first verbal jab?
See a preview of the questions to Hillary tonight.
Holt’s softball interview of his friend Hillary Clinton
Nightly News | January 29, 2016
Full Interview: Lester Holt Goes One-on-One With Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton sits down with Lester Holt in Des Moines, Iowa, in an exclusive interview ahead of the Iowa caucus.
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nightly-news/58408973
3:40 PM: Hillary, having been wheeled into the dining room, is bring fed her blenderized breakfast: Metamucil, prunes, Geritol, and Claritin-D. The resulting bilge is fed into a feeding tube and drained into her gullet. Hillary is chipper and looking directly at people and objects that catch her attention through motion. Discussions are being had as to if the post-breakfast nap is actually needed.
3:50: Hillary’s secret service van, with the raised roof, has arrived. Havimg been stocked with a gurney, medical O2, defibrillator, tranquilizers, amphetamines, anti-psychotics and diet Sprite, the A/C has been turned dowb to 55 degrees to prevent overheating. Local hospitals have been put on stage one alert thst the candidate is about to be moved, surgeons standing by.
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