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Crap & Trade: Calif. Gov. Jerry Brown helps save planet by regulating cow flatulence & manure
Michelle Malkin.com ^ | SEPTEMBER 20, 2016 | Doug Powers

Posted on 09/26/2016 8:46:11 AM PDT by Hojczyk

The legislation will require steep reductions in a variety of pollutants, including methane; HFC gases used in aerosols and air conditioning refrigerants; and soot, known as black carbon. It’s tied to $90 million in funding for the dairy industry and garbage collectors.

“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” Brown said in a statement.

Dairy farmers can expect more state bureaucrats show up at their farms to do some sniffing around:

The legislation also allows the Air Resources Board to regulate cow flatulence if there’s viable technology to reduce it.

After the government-mandated fart scrubbers are installed on the ass-end of every dairy cow, a gallon of milk will cost about $20, but at least Californians will be able to ride to the unemployment office on Jerry Brown’s $65 billion high speed Boondoggle Express when it’s completed in 2050. Read more about Brown’s plan to fight climate change at Moo-veOn.org.

(Excerpt) Read more at michellemalkin.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government
KEYWORDS: california

1 posted on 09/26/2016 8:46:12 AM PDT by Hojczyk
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To: Hojczyk

If Brown gave a damn about the planet, he’d STFU.


2 posted on 09/26/2016 8:48:19 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: WKUHilltopper

If they try to take away my butter, I’ll go on the warpath!


3 posted on 09/26/2016 8:50:26 AM PDT by refermech
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The viable technology is a semi-tractor truck and a livestock trailer.....get out of California.


4 posted on 09/26/2016 8:52:36 AM PDT by ptsal
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To: Hojczyk

Impossible. Everything libs do is cow flatulence and manure.


5 posted on 09/26/2016 8:52:39 AM PDT by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016)
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To: Hojczyk

Jerry Brown breathes cow flatulence & ant eats cow manure


6 posted on 09/26/2016 8:57:30 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Hojczyk

Hard to believe the brain damaged left coast twerps continue this azz hole Brown in office. Especially since he is the son of a former gov who was just as big a moon bat.


7 posted on 09/26/2016 8:59:47 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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I figure Moonbeam is close to term limiting out, isn’t he?


8 posted on 09/26/2016 8:59:58 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: GoldenPup
Hard to believe the brain damaged left coast twerps continue this azz hole Brown in office. Especially since he is the son of a former gov who was just as big a moon bat F'd up the state the first time he was Governor.

Fixed it.

9 posted on 09/26/2016 9:02:07 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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ComDem Insanity!

When my ancestors came to the county I live in they burned dry buffalo and cow chips for heat. There were few trees, they first lived in dugout homes.

Our family has owned/operated farms here since 1889. I can show you incredible evidence of how good a fertilizer cow manure is. These tree huggers like Med Fly Brown are totally insane. Surely they don't believe this crap they preach. Globull Warming is the big lie behind Globalist Income redistribution scheme. And it is an enormously costly scheme.

Headshake.

10 posted on 09/26/2016 9:02:58 AM PDT by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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To: Hojczyk

Governor Brown is finally in his element - cow flatulence and manure.


11 posted on 09/26/2016 9:19:17 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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Dear Moonbeam,
It is estimated that in 1840 there were over 60 million buffalo roaming the west and flatulating all over the place. So, how come no global warming then?
How many cows ya got in CA?


12 posted on 09/26/2016 9:21:10 AM PDT by mistfree (It's a very uncreative man who can't think of more than one way to spell a word.)
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Milk at $8 per gallon? Thanks, Moonbeam. This idiocy will have ZERO effect on “climate”.


13 posted on 09/26/2016 9:46:36 AM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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To: Hojczyk

How did this insanity pass ? California is a major dairy product producer. Problem is nobody knows about it all the media is focused on is that debate.


14 posted on 09/26/2016 10:03:15 AM PDT by mosesdapoet (My best insights get lost in FR's because of meaningless venting no one reads.)
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To: Hojczyk

Will this apply to beef cattle also?


15 posted on 09/26/2016 10:05:16 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Hillary Clinton AKA The Potemkin Princess of the Potomac)
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To: Hojczyk

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?


16 posted on 09/26/2016 10:32:23 AM PDT by abclily
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