Commission: Both Candidates Must Stand for First Debate

Breitbart ^ | September 22, 2016 | Joel B. Pollak

[TennTuxedo]

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Republican nominee Donald Trump will stand behind lecterns for the first debate on Monday at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, the Commission on Presidential Debates confirms.

The commission told Breitbart News on Thursday that the first debate will require both candidates to stand. The second, to be held Oct. 9 at Washington University in St. Louis, will be in a town hall format, meaning that candidates may stand when it is their turn to speak, and sit when they are done. (In 2012, the second debate, also in town hall format, featured some infamous exchanges where both Gov. Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama were standing and arguing with each other).

[Farmer Dean]

Just sprinkle some holy water on the stage,Hillary will be dancing around like a duck on a hot plate.

[Jim Noble]

You remember the end of Tombstone? When Doc Holliday kills Ringo, and says to Wyatt Earp, "Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I made out..."

Do not count on Hillary folding under pressure! Trump has to bring his "A" game, and beat her on the merits.

[Old Grumpy]

“She better be wearing the XXL urine bag and extra absorbent Depends.”

That was SO bad; I loved it!

[Organic Panic]

So soon we shall all hear how beneath it is for Hillary to debate Trump.

[The Antiyuppie]

Her Depends will be wearing Depends-or, she may pass out from dehydration after two days with no fluids. Hard to say. It all depends.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

gaffalopoplous or whatever his name is.

It's Stepinawfulpis.

[lonevoice]

So all she has to do now is stand for 90 minutes and the MSM will decree that such an unprecedented heroic achievement automatically makes her the winner. But can she do it?

[Mouton]

Hopefully trump flies like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

[stilloftyhenight]

I’m in. I’ll take 32 minutes.

[a fool in paradise]

Metal rods in the pantsuit in addition to a catheter or diaper.

[Right Wing Assault]

time for the Jello in her noggin to stiffen up..

LOL on that!

I bet she's been practicing standing on all of her days off.

[MNDude]

Of course, is she makes it through, it’s gonna help her case that’s she’s ok.

[The Antiyuppie]

“They better check her ears. She can’t do a debate without being fed info.”

Trump needs to be fitted with a wide-spectrum RF noise generator. Two can play that game.

Better yet, get some Eastern European intelligence guys to find the frequency, swamp it, and have a woman with a vaguely middle eastern accent rattle off some pithy quotes from Margret Sanger and Wolodymyr Lenin on that frequency. Fun!

[cymbeline]

“Hillary can always use her broomstick to prop her up.”

Who out there knows what witches used broomsticks for?

[Kudsman]

Lol. I’m saving that one.

[Kudsman]

Blah, blah blah blah.

And she says everything twice. And it still don't make no damn sense.

[caww]

What's the plan if she starts coughing?.....

[anton]

She’s going to come down with the flu. Count on it.

[Caipirabob]

Lmao...

[Caipirabob]

Well for sure you sound a hell of a lot more fun than Hillary...