Posted on 09/19/2016 4:25:06 PM PDT by Cheerio
"Social justice warriors" (SJWs) those perennially prone to offense by the slightest hint of political incorrectness or simple diversity of opinion have a new coping tool, thanks to Project Veritas filmmaker James OKeefe: the emotional first aid kit.
OKeefe introduced the new must-have campus accessory at the University of Houston, ahead of a sold-out appearance on Monday evening by Breitbart News tech editor Milo Yiannopoulous, who is already triggering the politically intolerant.
The emotional first aid kits are designed to address the trauma of any "microaggressions" a student or professor might encounter if they cannot reach a safe space in time, and include a genderless baby blanket, earplugs, and Hersheys Kisses (though the Project Veritas team ran into a serious snag when the chosen candies came prepared in American flag wrappers).
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How about a dozen eggs to suck?
This is so funny...
But the sad thing is that there are some people out there who might think it is for real!
((((SIGH))))
How about have these people live in university residence with football and rugby players like I had to in first year? Was not the most pleasant experience in my life but it probably kept me from becoming a snowflake type, lol.
The perfect gift for Snowflake SJWs just in time for the holidays. (All holidays)
Related Safe Space song, courtesy of South Park:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
HERE is the link to Milo’s live presentation at the Univ. Of Houston, Tx.
The event will start in 30 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7-dAmdy-JE
They need to add a sleep mask to protect snowflake eyes from chalk words.
bookmark
Add pacifier and suppositories.
RLTW
How about instructions detailing 10 to 15 ways to commit suicide?
That would seem to me to be a necessity for any SJW
That's a variety of mental masturbator, right ?
Huston! you have a problem! (literally.. this was filled at UH)
Quick... get a kit to this student!! She has all the classic symptoms.
Just a plastic bag to pull over their head.
Social Justice IS Communism.....today's young lawyers are so ill prepared to adjudicate......
Oh geesh. Just one more thing Obamacare will have to cover...
Do they have little pacifiers in there for them too?
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