These are some things I think about... a lot... and sometimes, it makes my head hurt.
-H
If people from Poland are called “Poles”... why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”???
If Olive Oil comes from Crushing Olives... where the HELL does Baby Oil come from???
If you spin an oriental guy around long enough, does he become disoriented?
If a pig lose it’s voice, is it disgruntled?
If asteroids come into the Hemisphere, and Hemorroids are on your ass, why aren’t Asteroids called Hemorroids, and Hemorroids called Asteroids??
Just what the hell IS a “Jumbo Shrimp”??? Aren’t they mutually exclusive terms???
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is it right for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?
Why is the man who invests all of your money called a “broker?”
Why is a person who plays the piano called a “pianist” but a person who drives a race car is not called a “racist?”
Why do they call it “tuna fish?” They don’t call chicken “chicken bird”...
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
If a man with multiple personalities threatens suicide is it considered a hostage situation?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
Thanks, but I have one question for you.
That was a good post.
If you hadn’t made it, would there have been a post hole?
I dunno......why aren’t apartments called “togetherments” ?
I just thought of this......not important.
Post 154 is phlegm.