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Reports claim Olympic kayaker capsized after hitting underwater sofa
MSN Larry Brown Sports ^ | August 6, 2016

Posted on 08/06/2016 2:22:29 PM PDT by SMGFan

We may already have our strangest and most amusing story to come out of the Rio Olympic games.

Paul Kelso, a journalist for Sky Sports in the UK, reported on Friday that an Olympic kayaker had capsized after hitting a submerged couch.

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: 2016olympics; couch; kayak; luxuryseating; oops; rioolympics; sofa; thirdworldolympics; underwaterfurniture
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1 posted on 08/06/2016 2:22:29 PM PDT by SMGFan
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even if they didn’t miss the couch, at least they avoided all the stools in the water.


2 posted on 08/06/2016 2:24:03 PM PDT by wille777
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To: SMGFan

Any money , drugs or dead bodies under the sofa cushions?
Better check before the news crew gets there.


3 posted on 08/06/2016 2:24:52 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: SMGFan

Hope he didn’t swallow.


4 posted on 08/06/2016 2:24:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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[We may already have our strangest and most amusing story to come out of the Rio Olympic games.]

Not funny to the kayaker who lost his chance at a medal. No excuse having debris in the water.


5 posted on 08/06/2016 2:24:56 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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To: SMGFan

They all should be wearing HAZMAT suits, within 100ft of the water.


6 posted on 08/06/2016 2:25:57 PM PDT by Carriage Hill ( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: SMGFan

He survived the sofa.

It’s the water that’ll get him.


7 posted on 08/06/2016 2:26:33 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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Horrible for that kayaker, what a way to lose your Olympic medal dream.... hope he will have some better memories just from being there.


8 posted on 08/06/2016 2:26:34 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: stars & stripes forever
No excuse having debris in the water.

Did no one actually GO to Brazil to see if they could actually provide the venues needed? Was no one checking on progress on the venues; or the cleaning up of venues, before the games began?

9 posted on 08/06/2016 2:27:48 PM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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perhaps it was a Castro convertible.


10 posted on 08/06/2016 2:28:14 PM PDT by tenthirteen
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To: stars & stripes forever

Another dumb question.

They wouldn’t do it over or has such insanity never happened before so there’s no precedent


11 posted on 08/06/2016 2:28:16 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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That’ll probably gain him a nice case of dysentery among other things. They shouldn't be putting these athletes anywhere near that filthy water. They shouldn't be holding these games in such a polluted cesspool of a city in the first place.

But really, the athletes and their coaches should know better and refuse to enter such filth.

12 posted on 08/06/2016 2:29:11 PM PDT by Bullish (That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
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To: tenthirteen

Yes!

And if it was in Havana, it’d be a ‘57 Chevy.


13 posted on 08/06/2016 2:29:33 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: SMGFan

Best Olympics ever.

They would have had better luck moving it to Compton at this rate.


14 posted on 08/06/2016 2:29:52 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: LibertarianLiz

The Rio officials promised to have it all cleaned up for the games. They had what? 6 yrs or so. They failed to keep their promise miserably. Really no surprise considering they’re 3rd worlders.


15 posted on 08/06/2016 2:31:51 PM PDT by Bullish (That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
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The charm of Brasil was always the feeling you were on the edge of the frontier and “anything goes”. Even in the middle of the city...


16 posted on 08/06/2016 2:34:56 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: SMGFan; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; KC_Lion; FredZarguna; PROCON

[sofa]

You know, Jerry had a (pretty nice-looking) sofa for only $50.

Don’t invite Poppy over, though.


17 posted on 08/06/2016 2:36:37 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: wille777

ROFLOLOL


18 posted on 08/06/2016 2:36:40 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Bullish

Quite correct, apparently.

Unbelievable.


19 posted on 08/06/2016 2:37:48 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: SMGFan

I can imagine a new Olympic event in the planning.


20 posted on 08/06/2016 2:38:01 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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