Posted on 07/28/2016 8:15:05 AM PDT by Perseverando
Have you lost that loving feeling? If so, the United States federal government might just be able to help.
Before you swipe right on Tinder or update that eHarmony account, consider instead taking a quick trip out of the country.
Because on your way back home into the Land of the Free, US Customs and Border Protection will have agents standing by ready with heaps of government stimulus.
It happened to a Jane Doe (the name has been withheld to protect what little remains of her dignity), a 54-year old US citizen who had recently been on a trip to Mexico.
As she was returning home via the Cordova Bridge border crossing in El Paso, she was randomly selected for extra special screening and escorted to a private area.
I’ve been there. It’s not fun. They don’t tell you anything, and they don’t say why.
They act very aggressively and start barking orders at you as if you’re already a prison inmate.
Quite frequently you can sit there wasting away for hours. Fortunately for me, nothing particularly sinister ever happened. For Ms. Doe, it was quite the opposite.
According to the published case files, she was frisked, and then ordered to squat so that a drug-sniffing dog could check out her nether regions.
Apparently the dog liked what he smelled, because Ms. Doe was then taken to yet another room, ordered to pull down her pants, and crouch.
At that point an agent from Customs and Border Protection “inspected her anus with a flashlight.”
She was then ordered to lean backwards in a crouched position, after which another agent inserted a speculum into her vagina to search for drugs.
Another agent then “parted Ms. Doe’s vulva with her hand, pressed her fingers into Ms. Doe’s vagina, and visually examined her
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You're a US citizen. Bend over.
They should have talked to Bill. He knows how to do it for free.
Sorry to hear this happened to an innocent woman but $475,000? I see trial lawyers lining up for a pay day.
[insert “you got off cheap” punchline about alimony here]
Typical US Government.
Paying $475,000 for what only would cost you $500 in Las Vegas.
The 'officers' should pay the judgment out of their own personal funds. And they should be fired. They should be asking whether you want fries with that.
After that, how could you not live out your life, every day LOATHING employees of the US federal government..?
I wanna see a photo of this lady.
I had a very buxom, knock-out friend who had to submit to one of these and had her suspicions about their motives, and had *I* been the agent with “random discretion”, you can bet 10,000% that I would have been interested in “inspecting” her.
It’s about turning us into submissive sheep. You want to come back home, we’re gonna pick 1 out of a hundred and check up their (censored). How’s that for submissive? Ya do that to a few thousand people and ya see how rapidly they start baaaaing like sheep, saying “yes sir” and “yes sir it’s Ok to look up my (censored)”
Meanwhile, that isn’t being done to muzzard women because we don’t want to “offend” them. Wanna bet they would happily do it to a Catholic nun?
“Sorry to hear this happened to an innocent woman but $475,000?”
Indeed. Had it been me I’d have been happy to settle for putting all of the officers involved up against a wall and executing them myself. Saving the taxpayers money on the NEXT lawsuit.
I’d have been in jail after I clobbered one of them and they had to strap me down for their ‘inspection’. There’s no way I would submit to any of that.
And there’s no way I would have only got $475k!
Man! I really need to get me one of those vaginas!
While we're “all getting wet” about our “poor” LEO’s, let's remind ourselves that the people who delivered these “indignities” are LEO’s too. You now are seeing what some people will do for a paycheck. And Megan, I just hope I get to read somewhere, some day, that someone like this woman has “taken revenge” against the individuals who violated her and they are now dead! We don't enforce our borders, but we can treat our bona fide citizens to this kind of felonious assault.
“Man! I really need to get me one of those vaginas!”
You have a butthole, don’t ya? Not sure if they’re worth quite as much as a vagina though ...
The “Officers” in question should be publicly exposed as sexual predators.
TOO LITTLE money. And these U.S. Border agents should have been charged with sexual assault.
Want to know if something like this is wrong? Visualize your wife, girlfriend, or Mother in this situation.
It’s about turning us into submissive sheep. You want to come back home, we’re gonna pick 1 out of a hundred and check up their (censored). How’s that for submissive?
Sorry, nothing new here. It’s always been this way at a POE.
Well, there’s a Drug War on, doncha know.
My wife or daughter.....
I can visualize dead “inspectors”
First with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch, then a tree, then a rope.
I will not willingly submit to such a search, nor will I let anyone attempt to do that to my own.
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