He: Who makes the best lover?
She: Based on my experience it is cowboys followed by Jewish men.
He: I see, so why is a woman of your obvious class taking the train across the country?
She:There are only three states where I have not made love and we are passing through them over the next 4 days. But enough about me, I don't even know your name!
He: Hopalong Ginsberg Ma'am, at your service!
I miss Lewis Grizzard.
I miss him and his humor as well.
I miss Lewis Grizzard.
That’s where I got it from. Lewis RIP.
LOL....Stolen from Tonto "Bubba" Goldstein?!?:
Fellow talking to a gal on a train plane. She has just shared that she is a nymphomaniac and giving a report on it at the Adult Video Awards in Vegas on who the best sex partners are.
Him: Who makes the best sexual partners?
She: Based on my research, JEWS are the most aggressive in bed, not Italians. Also, blacks don't have the biggest &%&*&#@!, Native Americans do. And the French don't last the longest in bed, the southern cowboys hold the record for longevity.
Him: Wow...what a thesis. Who would have known?
Her: Im so sorry, I was so excited I didn't get your name?
Him: (big grin) My name is Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me "Bubba".