Posted on 07/18/2016 7:24:23 PM PDT by plain talk
A South Florida man is refusing to back down after fish and wildlife officials informed him the alligator he’s had as a pet for nearly five decades has grown too big to roam in his yard.
Whenever David Van Buren is away from his Coconut Grove home, his scaly friend and companion Gwendolyn hides in the yard, occasionally peeking out of his pool.
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New shoes? Wallet? Purse?
Good luck with that.
People need to MTOFB.
If it’s a matter of feeding the gator, I’m sure we could find a whole bunch of #nevertrumpers and #black-thugs-stutter that could supplement his diet?
Gwendolyn hides in the yard, occasionally peeking out of his pool.
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Is Gwen a transgender gator ???
is it his pool or the owners pool ???
He must be docked at Monty’s.
And what was the name of Sonny Crockett’s pet gator?
Elvis?
That gator must crap and pee all over his boat, including his bunk. Nasty..
“Is Gwen a transgender gator ???”
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That guy’s lucky! I’ve been bugging Two Kids’ Mom to let me get a gator for our back yard and keep getting the same answer. I’d be okay with a little one. I’m good at compromising.
Was he an investigator?
No gators or pitbulls for my backyard - ever :-)
Idiot. Trying to be ‘macho’...’Guess what I got for a pet?’
No gators or pitbulls for my backyard - ever :-)
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Pet rattle snakes?
Effective at keeping out unwanted intruders I’m guessing.
Unless you started a gators versus pitbulls fight club and charged admission and built in a generous vig on the gambling. You could make a fortune!
I know we’re not supposed to talk about dangerous animals fight club ... but let’s say you had a swimming pool and filled it with a medium-sized alligator, a grizzly bear, a ginormous anaconda, a bull shark and a half-dozen pit bulls.
Who’s climbing out? (Except the shark of course.)
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