A client gave me two watermelons (hey, this is TX!) so I offered one to my new muzzy boss. He jumped back and stumbled into the hall like it was a snake. He was such an incompetent disgusting piece of manure. The first day on the job, he walked into my office to announce he didn’t like me. Oh, no! A left handed woman!!! Within months, he’d run the all original the staff off. There was one man still there when I finally couldn’t take it anymore and left.
What moroon hired such a person?
PS. I have been married to a left handed woman for 21+ years.
I watch with quiet amusement the discomfort of my izlamic boss at social gatherings. Virtually a fish out of water, he is unable to partake in any of the amenities offered to guests yet still expected to participate on a par level.
What is wrong with watermelons?