Posted on 06/23/2016 6:30:10 PM PDT by BillyBonebrake
Chicago Police are tonight confirming that they are on the lookout for singer Sinead O’Connor, who famously went missing for a 24-hour period in May while staying at a home in Wilmette, and was later found safe, and may now be threatening suicide.
Chicago police received a call from police in Dublin, Ireland, stating that the singer had apparently threatened to jump off a bridge in Chicago. Concerns prompted Chicago Police Department to issue an “All Call” alert Thursday advising officers to be on alert for the 49-year-old singer.
(Excerpt) Read more at chicago.suntimes.com ...
Uh huh uh huh.
Believe dat.
Frank Sinatra: Issue number three: [ points to Sinead ] This bald chick - what’s with her head? Let’s start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I’m looking at you, I’m thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
Sinead O’Connor: I can’t believe you’re talking about my hair with all the bloody starvation and suffering in the world right now.
Frank Sinatra: Come on! Swing, baby, you’re platinum! Billy Idol.
Billy Idol: I think she’s really quite attractive.
Frank Sinatra: Check out his papers. Luther Campbell!
Billy Idol: You watch it, mate!
Frank Sinatra: Easy, baby! And what’s with the sneering crap? [ Billy sneers ] Don’t do that to the people, they want to like you! That’s what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. Luther Campbell! What about the chick’s head?
Luther Campbell: Be honest, I don’t care about the head. I like the butt.
Frank Sinatra: I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?
Steve Lawrence: [ slow to answer ] You bet, Frank!
Eydie Gorme: You know it, Chairman!
Frank Sinatra: You were a little slow that time.
Steve and Eydie: Sorry, Frank.
Frank Sinatra: Forget it, you’re alright. You could pick up a check once in a while..
Eydie Gorme: Frank, that’s not fair.
Frank Sinatra: Shut up! Okay, issue number four: Milli Vanilli. What is this faggot crap? Uncle Fester!
Sinead O’Connor: I don’t understand the question.
Frank Sinatra: I’ll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You’re lucky you’re a chick, or you’d be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!
Sinead O’Connor: It’s not my flag - I’m Irish.
Frank Sinatra: Oh? Well, then stay off of this stuff.. [ mimes drinking ] That’s the curse of you people.
If she jumps from the bridge and survives, she should be charged with polluting the river.
If she jumps from the bridge and dies, she will only need to pallbearers as there are two handles on a garbage can.
But my instincts tell me she will not jump from any bridge. This is just a publicity stunt.
That’s nothing to brag about :-)
Now I’d be facing a difficult decision if I were there. Which f stop to use...
Fight the reAl enemy!
“who famously went missing”. More infantile writing by millenials with a computer.
The word “famously” should be banned from civilized and educated societies (which leaves out Chicago). Let’s just use “famous” and “infamous”. “Famously” is for the stupid.
As for O’Connor, let her do her thing. I, for one, will not miss this leftist, nasty hag.
She might get a nasty bruise.
Best SNL skit ever. Phil Hartman ... now there’s someone who is missed.
Might as well jump.....JUMP!
#14. They dumped their waste because Dave Matthews is a leftist who is full of crap.
Now you know the whole truth.
Up to her old Sineadagins I see.
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She’s the one who makes fun of God.
Whenever I see a story about Sinead O’Connor, I immediately think of that skit with Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra hosting “The Sinatra Group.”
Did Dennis Day really show contempt for audience? Seemed like such a nice boy!
Yes, Hartman was a vastly underrated comedian. Pretty sad how he died.
Honestly, how did she become noteworthy?
Probably not many survivors off that jump. :)
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