Worlds largest 'FART-IN' planned for Hillary Clinton's acceptance speech in Philadelphia

Liveleak ^ | 6/18/16 | liveleak

[Rebelbase]

The Dirty Bernie supporters/delegates are holding a massive bean-dinner the night before and are encouraging everybody who's anybody to eat beans, show up, and let the world know that the way the Dem elections were run, some say defrauding Dirty Bernie of his rightful place as the Dem Candidate for POTUS (law suits in several States) really stinks.

Just a few of the plethora of sources:

http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/worlds_largest_fart-in_planned_for_hillary_clintons_acceptance_speech_in_ph

http://www.topix.com/forum/philly/T8T2D4QDQC3LC9N3D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141493594 Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=26f_1466305429#60PhfxET8WEmKuX9.99

[DaveA37]

“I hope nobody strikes a match.”........

Sorry but I DO hope someone strikes a match. They will all be shouting, “Hitlary, tear down that wall” (which she plans to build around the Demodummie convention site) so they can get out.

[M Kehoe]

May I suggest kimche and beer? Besides lots of SO2, you can also feel the bern.

5.56mm

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Looks like a good place for a candlelight vigil.

[Ketill Frostbeard]

Worse, they could feed it to a dog.

[FirstFlaBn]

I wouldn’t be much help. Mine smell like rose buds.

Maybe they could form a long line and have a group pinkie pull. Hook yours into the middle belt loop of the guy in front of you and lean hard to the left.

[Noumenon]

As the ancient Roman philosopher, Afflatus Prolongo noted, “Who smelt it, dealt it.”

[corkoman]

Thats really good.

[Vision Thing]

Smell the Bern!

[dfwgator]

They need to invite Robert Tilton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtW5upD5oW4

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[GuavaCheesePuff]

That’s foolish. It looks like Bernie supporters are immature. Who does that crap at a convention?

[Trod Upon]

I must confess to a secret hope that they decide to scale up and stage a “shit-in.”

[dragnet2]

Homeland Security put out a statement saying if enough people participate it will be declared an unlawful assembly allegedly due to the quantity of gas, which according to them could become explosive if conditions are right.

[SandRat]

To stink place out, they should eat asparagus seasoned heavily, with Balsamic Vinegar.

[SunkenCiv]

Let's hope she's dead before then, so she doesn't have to endure that kind of offensive, boorish behavior.

[Savage Beast]

...or a pyrotechnics celebration.

[Vigilanteman]

Onion soup is even more effective than beans, broccoli and garlic. I got my first job out of high school at an assembly plant. People smoked like crazy in those days and made me sick. I needed the money, but no amount of reasoning would just down on the in-your-face smoking.

After a few shifts with onion soup farts, we struck a deal. I would quit onion soup; they would quit in-your-face smoking.

[Oscar in Batangas]

Guiness can supply both the record tally team AND the propellent!

[volunbeer]

Maybe they could form a long line and have a group pinkie pull. Hook yours into the middle belt loop of the guy in front of you and lean hard to the left.

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Well played!

[RightGeek]