I don’t own one either, back in the day they tried to make me carry a pager. I just left in the office desk draw every night when I went home for work.
I wish. I work in medicine, and have been carrying a pager non-stop for 30 years.
I hate pagers with a white-hot burning passion, and the sound of one makes me jump. If I hear it while sleeping (I have mine next to my bed) I levitate out of the bed, and sweating with pounding heart, grapple around to stop the thing.
I HATE PAGERS. But I have to wear one.