I wish. I work in medicine, and have been carrying a pager non-stop for 30 years.
I hate pagers with a white-hot burning passion, and the sound of one makes me jump. If I hear it while sleeping (I have mine next to my bed) I levitate out of the bed, and sweating with pounding heart, grapple around to stop the thing.
I HATE PAGERS. But I have to wear one.
Well in medicine I can understand an “All Hands on Deck” call, I was a NASA programmer, no damn need for me to be on call.