Activist Demands Reparations for All 'Fat, Black' Women

National Review ^ | June 10, 2016 | Katherine Timpf

[Zakeet]

Ashleigh Shackelford says she's owed everything from housing to free Beyoncé tickets.

According to a piece on an "intersectional feminist media" website, "fat, black" women are owed reparations due to the "trauma" that comes with being one.

"The case for reparations for fat Black b****** is: f*** you, pay us," self-described "queer, agender Black fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer" Ashleigh Shackelford writes in a piece for Wear Your Voice.

[Snip]

What kind of reparations? She makes sure to clarify that, too:

Let me be clear, though: when I say, "F*** you, pay me," I mean, "F*** YOU. PAY ME." Pay me a check, pay me consistently, provide me safe housing, offer me a job with benefits, run me those Beyonce tickets, finance my clothes and wigs and aesthetics, cultivate accessibility to spaces and provide seats that fit me, see and validate my humanity.

Shackelford insists that these reparations are well-deserved, because "[t]he intellectual, emotional and actual physical labor fat Black b****** provide is actually invaluable to the entire world."

[equaviator]

She could lose 10 lbs. of ugly just by cutting off one of her fingers.

[libh8er]

Perfect ticket - Hillary on top, she at the bottom. Or maybe they will switch it around.

[MuttTheHoople]

Roll her back into the water.

[mkjessup]

Even Laz wouldn’t hit that toxic tub of seething resentment and entitlement.

I say that Laz most certainly would. He'd have shade in the summertime, and stay warm in the wintertime.

All that Ashleigh Shackelford needs is some good ol' Laz-Lovin'!!!

Isn't that right Laz?

[mkjessup]

***Why did National Review even pay attention to this bimbo?***

National Review is now a comedy magazine.

After the recent tragic loss of life, the janitors are running the place...

[mkjessup]

Don't worry, Honey.
We're coming to roll you back in the Sea!

[xp38]

Beyonce tickets? Uh wouldn’t svelte Beyonce be shaming yo fatness?

[Brooklyn Attitude]

How is anyone surprised by this? For generations the official motto of African Americans has been “I’m black, gimme money”.

[Tai_Chung]

What would Al Bundy say?

[FreedomPoster]

Thank you! That helped a lot.

[moose07]

Lol,
Looking again at the picture, you may be right. :)

[60Gunner]

"cultural producer..."

The only 'cultures' this cow produces are found under all those rolls of fat. There's probably enough Mycobacteria smegmata in there to stock every microbiology lab from here to Singapore.

Silly bovine needs to find a treadmill and get a job.

[The_Media_never_lie]

I will gladly pay up not to see that photo again.

[P.O.E.]

When you throw money at something, you get more of it.

[Right Wing Assault]

All 'Fat, Black' Women

This is getting very close to a redundancy.

[lee martell]

Six months later, her upper arms area still quivering from that exertion.

[ronnie raygun]

Hard finding a candy man out there now we have to pay to house the cows

[lee martell]

Clean it with a pressure washer? You just made me spill my coffee. Lol!

[Alas Babylon!]

"F*** you, pay me,"

F*** you, NO!

You'll have to kill me; but I'll kill you first. Decide.

[SERE_DOC]

How about hell no, and while you’re at it... make me a damn sammich!