Posted on 05/06/2016 3:08:57 PM PDT by Kaslin
A New York moms plea for a new car after unexpectedly giving birth to her daughter in the backseat of her Honda is going viral.
Fox 29 reported that Beth Newell, an editor for Reductress, a feminist website, tweeted a photo of her newborn, Maeven, on Sunday with the message .@Honda, earlier today I gave birth to my daughter in the back of a Honda Fit. It is a mess. Can I have a free car?
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Interesting post. I read interviews with Uber drivers who said this is a frequent problem as a number of their customers are late night drunks. This may spawn another app of interior cleaners on demand....
Just wait for the all new 2017 Honda Stork.
Hey, its not her fault the baby was born in the backseat, its the cars fault.
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And maybe it’s not her fault she got pregnant, it’s the cars fault.
Lucky you!
HABU02 3 days ago
It’s probably where she got pregnant also. Maybe she should ask for condoms.
I stopped by and glanced at it and it seems to be interested in making some fun of the stuffy fems.
From what I saw of it she's just chittin' with Honda and looking for some material.
“I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ babies!”
But that does sound exciting, and a good thing for you!
Maybe Honda shoudl demand that she seek help for having gimmedat derangement syndrome
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Best answer so far.
I don’t think it’s worse than drunk barfing, and the morning after is definitely a lot better.
Shouldn't she be driving a Subaru, not a Honda?
And next time, she needs to get vinyl seats, not cloth.
Oh, sure! And if you developed a severe case of diarrhea and crapped all over the seat, we'd give you a new one too. Or if your tummy got a little upset and you yakked breakfast in the glove box, why not? Your stupid problems are our responsibility after all, aren't they?
I would have thought that Honda already had built in features to prevent this.
How do you scr#w comfortably in a Honda?
One other thing.
Please no “How to Hump in a Honda” jokes.
She can't do that! She's vegan.
"Cars don't birth babies; people do."
Give the bish a box of little trees
Haaa
From what I saw of it she’s just chittin’ with Honda
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Thanks....
In ‘normal’ times I would have thought that but we ‘know’ the most outlandish claim anymore seems to turn out to have a kernel of truth to it...
A very ‘sad’ sign of the times...
Can you say “moral hazard”?
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